The Shinra prank wars
A WDKY Production
With TechnoFire as Cowriter
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Oh? You want something funny, to take a break from all that other serious stuff?
Well, I'll give it ta ya…
It really starts when Tifa and Cloud walk in the door to finish signing up for Shinra Cadet-hood, but for that to be understood, a short explanation is order…
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When Cloud and Tifa woke up on the benches in an mostly intact Aerith's Church, leaning against each other, they didn't know quite what to expect.
That is until they saw one Miss. Aerith, very much alive and alright, thank you very much.
Tearful reunions aside, Aerith explained what was going on.
"So, basically, the planet decided to send us back in time, to a world where Tifa and I both joined the SOLDIER cadet program, are both known back home for our fighting prowess in a town full of fighters, and got scouted by the Turks?" Cloud asked in deadpan.
Aerith had just said about as much in the last 20 or so minuets, in a short speech.
Poor Cloud and Tifa, she wasn't even done yet!
"Yes! Exactly! But that's not all! Anybody you've met and trusted before will feel a bond to you," The Cetra explained patiently.
"You mean Nanaki, Yuffie, Cid, Vincent, Barret, etc, etc?" Cloud asked.'
"Yup, along with those who went before their time, and some of those people came back too!" Aerith answered.
"Who else came back with us then?" Cloud asked.
"That you'll have to figure out for your selves," Aerith giggled.
While Cloud mulled that bit over, Tifa asked, concerned "But how does all this help us? And what about the planet, and Cloud's and I reactivity to mako tests?"
"We fixed the mako problem this time around, along with Jenova. There's a little mako in you each, just barely enough to make your eyes glow in the right lighting, and if Jenova cells are somehow put in your body, this bit of pure mako will destroy them. The above average mako content in your bodies can be explained away as spending enough time around the Nibel mako reactor. And just because you're working for Shinra doesn't mean you can't make things any less difficult for them, now does it" Aerith said, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.
"No," Cloud's grin grew more wolf-like, while Tifa's grin was more along the lines of a bobcat, who said "No it doesn't,"
"And the planet wants you both with mako singing through your veins, anyways. It wants you strong" Aerith said happily.
The planet's reasoning was quite obvious, once one thought of silver and fire and virus.
"So what do we need to do?" Tifa asked.
Aerith laid out the Plan before them, and it was brilliant.
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Why yes, I am psychotic…
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Thank you for reading, please review, and have a good day!
I discovered while typing this I have an Aerith muse, and she is highly mischievous.
And I must thank TechnoFire, for helping with the talking bits some, and being my cowriter.
For the record, this fic shall have pairings, and the ones already decided upon are Cloti, and Zerith.
Any other pairing is up for debate, and this is not a romance fic, so these will not be major factors at all, 'k?
I shall also need pranks, so tell me some good ones in your reviews, and I will give you credit in that chapter!