Code Lyoko Unseen Scenes!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN CODE LYOKO! EVEN MY DREAMS ARE TRADEMARKED!
Shalley: Yeah, but you own us.
Heri: Woo!
Me: I guess.
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(Background Music Trouble)
Aelita: Um, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Y-yeah?
Aelita: Where do babies come from?
Jeremie: ULP! Think Jeremie, think!
Aelita: -noticing romantical background music- We can hear that, you know!
Jeremie: Damned producers and their stupid scripts...
Director: Jeremie, YOU'RE GETTING A PAY CUT!
Odd: ULRICH! HURRY UP, YOU'RE LATE!!!
-hears scary music- Uh oh... –bolts-
X/U: -comes out of room- Dammit, get back here! I'm supposed to knock you out!!
-gives chase-
Director: CUT!
Yumi: -walking to school- Heh? What's that I hear?
-listens closely and hears faint scary music-
OH SHIT! –bolts-
X/U: (to musicians) You got some attitude issues, know that?!
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(What if the Lyoko characters could hear us segment)
Jeremie: You're approaching the edge of the sector now.
Me: No! Don't do it! They'll get in so much trouble!
Jeremie: KYAH! –falls out of chair- Who said that?! –looks around-
Me: KYAH! –falls off bed- They can hear me!
Odd: Who are you talking to, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Nobody!
-Mister Puck-
Aelita: Jeremie, is something wrong?
Me: Aelita! He's possessed! Run for it!
Aelita: WHAT?! –runs for life-
X/J: Dammit, you meddling human-child! I'LL GET YOU EVEN IF IT COSTS ME...MY PROCESSOR!
Me: 00 Note to self: keep .38 Smith & Wasson on self at all times!
(Three Is An Odd Number)
Me: Odd! Get outta there! You're gonna get petrified!
Odd1: Oh, SHOOT! –bolts-
Aelita: Wait! Come baaaaaack!
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(Odd's pranking spree)
Odd: -dials Xana's access code- Hello? I'd like to order a pizza with triple anchovies and peanut butter.
Xana: I'm sorry, we're all outta that. BUT WE DO HAVE UNTIMELY DEATH!!!
Odd: On second thought, hold the peanut butter.
Xana: GO AWAY, MEDDLING HUMAN-CHILD! –hangs up-
Odd: -squee-
Odd: -dials Kaibacorp-
Secretary: Hello?
Odd: -professional voice- Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Kaiba? It's about his overdue rentals...
Secretary: Please hold... –yelling- HEY SETO! IT'S FOR YOU!
Kaiba: YOU'RE FIRED! –picks up phone- Hello?!
Odd: -still in professional voice- Hello Mr. Kaiba. Your porno tapes are overdue. –gigglesnort-
Kaiba: PORNO TAPES?! –people stare at him- I don't have those!
Odd: I'm sorry, but there must be a mistake. You pinned our boss to the ground and he's still in a coma.
Kaiba: WHAT?!! –really pissed off now-
Odd: I know that you must be a very happy man with those videos, but there are other customers as well. Please return the porno tapes as soon as possible or we shall sue. Goodbye. –hangs up-
Odd: -dials-
Hiei: Hello?
Odd: Hiei, I'm afraid to inform you that due to your temperamental behavior, sweet snow has been discontinued. Also, all of the sweet snow in your freezer? It's melted because your freezer broke down a week ago.
Hiei: NOT THE SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU CORPORATE MANIACS!!!!
-Odd hangs up-
Odd: -dials-
Yugi: Hello?
Odd: Yes, I'm calling because yesterday, Yami came to my dorm yesterday and he kicked my dog.
Yugi: He WHAT?!
Odd: He kicked my dog, Kiwi, and now my dog needs an operation.
Yugi: Oh, I am SO sorry for you!
Odd: May I speak with Yami?
Yugi: I'll go get him.
-Odd waits-
Yami: Hello?
Odd: Hello. Do you remember yesterday? Yesterday you came over to my dorm-
Yami: Heh?
Odd: Yes, and you kicked my dog.
Yami: WHAAAAT?!
Odd: You kicked my dog and now he needs an operation. I will send you the bill.
-hangs up-
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