A/n: This was some random idea that I had whilst watching the latest subbed Naruto episode.

All I can say about this story is…

Poor, poor, Sasuke-kun!

Somebody Call A Doctor!
-The Effects of Training
Pt. 1

Naruto listened intently to the sound the teme was making from inside the bathroom. Knowingly, he assumed Sasuke was admiring himself in the mirror, but since he couldn't find Sakura-chan…
"Teme, get out of the bathroom now or I am gonna pee myself!" Naruto screamed through the keyhole, hoping, no, praying, that Sasuke was done.
"No… way… in… hell… DOBE!" Sasuke screeched through clenched teeth. The pauses between his words and the odd muffled sounds of pain/pleasure made Naruto even more suspicious.
"Teme, I'm serious!" Naruto seethed, but then decided to take his business elsewhere and ran out of his apartment to that of Iruka's across the hall to ask if he could borrow his bathroom.

Sakura, being the nosey girl she is, was about to wander into Naruto's apartment only to be bowled over by the occupant of said apartment.
"Kuso!" Sakura yelled menacingly to the desperate boys back as he ran into Iruka's apartment. 'That was odd,' Inner Sakura mouthed… Now, also because she is nosey, Sakura waltzed right into the apartment not knowing who nearly ran into her. Because she hair had grown over her large forehead and now covered her eyes making it hard for her to see.
But then she heard the sounds of Sasuke having a small… uh… session in the bathroom.
"Sasuke-kun?" she questioned, poking her nosey eye into the keyhole to see inside the closed room.
But all she saw was Sasuke's back as he lay sprawled on the floor.
But something was clearly underneath him…
"Damnit!... Dobe… STOP… IT!"
'Dobe?... He means Naruto? Is Naruto in there with him?' Inner Sakura pondered, but she didn't dare open the door as Sakura was too horrified of what she might see.
"Sakura-chan?"
Naruto walked happily back into his apartment to see the horrified glance of Sakura who was very interested in the bathroom door.
"Sakura-chan?"Sakura spun around to face Naruto, who jumped at the quick movement.
"Thank God… you aren't in there with…" Sakura mumbled.
"What did you say?" Naruto asked, trying to lean closer to hear what Sakura was saying.
"N-nothing!" Sakura responded but then she had to ask that question.
"Who's in there with Sasuke?"
Naruto looked dumbfounded at how she'd phrased the question.
"I thought it was you… but obviously it isn't…" Naruto admitted and then ducked seeing Sakura about to punch him.
But then the two dropped to the floor, aka fainted upon the Uchiha prodigy's next words.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
Sasuke sat on the toilet writhing in pain as he was being annoyed constantly by the banter of two people outside his door.This was gonna be the last time he ever walked into Naruto apartment at six in the morning and demanded to use his bathroom as Sasuke's own was closed for repairs as he'd kicked the shit out of it upon re-arrival.For now he knew that Naruto's apartment was like a common room for people. Everyone had been in there that day at one time or another and everyone had always asked what he'd been doing in Naruto's bathroom.Damnit, if Sasuke had his way, his last mission would definitely be the last time he'd ever sat on a cold stone under a freezing waterfall, ever. Even though he'd only done it once…

"Somebody call a doctor…" Sasuke moaned as the pain hit its climax.

Sasuke had haemorrhoids
A/n: Well that was different indeed. Please review!