Fucking Destiny

The moans coming from my parents' bedroom and the bed hitting the wall gave away what they were doing.

"Shhh Bella, you're moaning too loud," Edward or Dad said. I quickly ran to my dresser, pulled out my 32g iPod Touch, and started playing Lights by Ellie Golding. I began to dance around my room not knowing that the one person that I hated in the whole world was watching or as I call it, 'stalking' me. Mother said it was destiny to be with that fag of a wolf Jacob.

Destiny my ASS! Destiny can kiss my ass and fuck it if she wants because she has nooo control over my LIFE! I will fuck destiny if I have to.

"Nessie!" Jacob squealed his pink bow and shirt on with a pink ballerina tutu over his…speedo. I look at him with an eyebrow arched.

"I have BALLERINA CLASSES TODAY!" he sand and squealed while jumping at my door. That is when I see Jacob's left ear twitch to the direction of my parents' bedroom.

"Jake I…" but he cuts me off by ripping of his tut and running down the hallway. His boner quite visibly by the way. I quickly follow him and see him open my parent's door.

"Can I join?" Jake asks seductively, "I brought handcuffs and a whip!" he says pulling them out of his speedo.

"Sure," Mom or Bella says and I hear dad ask, "Can I bite him?"

"Sure we both can," she whispers back. I watch as Jacob shuts the door and the moaning continues. I run off into the woods only to find the one and only Alec Volturi standing there.

"Renesmee," he says before quickly coming over and French kissing me. We both fall to the ground in a tangle of limbs and flying clothes.

"You ready?" he asks and I nod.

Best day ever.

Yah I know kind of stupid and kinky but who cares. Its 3 in the morning and I feel high! (But I'm not so chill! Yeh great a 14 yr old getting high and writing sex/smut stories.)

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