Super short drabble stories to be read just for a laugh. Enjoy! Also, if you have any ideas, feel free to submit them. Credit will always be given!
Also, I am not a man so don't expect anything too serious.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail.
"What is that?" Cana leaned forward on her bar stool in order to get a better look at the book Elfman was holding. The cover was a warm, chocolate brown color and the title was printed in curling gold above a small picture of a flexing Elfman. The title read: Elfman's Masculine Guide to Being Manly. The entire guild was gathered around the take-over mage as he presented his new book. Lisanna looked at her sister in confusion.
"When did Elfman-nii have time to write a book?" Mira shrugged in response.
"You actually wrote a guide on being manly?" Gray asked and then turned to Lucy. "Elfman's book came out; when is yours going to?" Lucy growled at the ice mage before redirecting her attention back on Elfman.
"Yes, Gray, I did. Too many people are ignorant on the subject of manliness. I have taken it upon myself to inform everyone on how to be a man! It's the manly thing to do!" There was a collective sigh from the crowd. "I'm going to start with educating all of you!" Groans resounded. Some members who were closer to the doors tried to escape but the mages in the center prevented them from doing so. If they had to suffer, so should everyone else. "Let's begin!"