This is a story my friend Jane wrote and I decided to type it out and put it on here for her. By the way shes only watched Naruto a few times and doesn't know much about the show. So be nice if the characters seem a little ooc, but that only makes it funnier. Oh and Rock Lee's nickname is...broccili.

A innocent bird fly's, suddenly stopped by a swipe of a large hand. The hand of Gaara. "Oh my gawd!" A buel squeak said faintly. "Gaara...Gaara...GAARA!"The squeaky voice said. "Huh, what?" Asked Gaara to Braccili (Aka Rock Lee)

"Gaara can I ask you a question?" Asked Broccili. "You just did," chuckled Gaara. "Please Gaara, You know we-" Briccili tried to say. But Gaara rudely interrupted saying, "No don't you ever let anyone know we're past lovers. Just go ahead and ask."

"What in the name of Mr, Potato is this?" Asked Broccili. "I'm not sure lets test it," Gaara said as he tossed the strange yellow object from hand to hand. 'hmm, I wander if we cut it open if there well be anything inside,' thought Gaara. 'I wander if I should ask Gaara to try on this leather dress I made.' questioned Broccili in his mind. "Broccili, we should cut this open and do taste test on it," commanded Gaara, with a hint of weakness in his voice.

"Yeah we should, and remember kids, don't do drugs, doo squirrels!! Broccili said as they walked into a building in the middle of nowhere. A kitchen and camera crew pop up out from the air. Suddenly a loud announcer voice cane up and said, "Now cooking with Brocklil. I mean Brock Lee, I mean Rock Lee and Kutara I mean Gaara."

"Hi kids, today we're gonna cut open this object and put it in our mouth and see if we die," Broccili said obviously reading from a cue-card.

Chop, went a knife slicing through the object chopping it in a half. "Opps, Gaara I accidentally dropped my half," sadly pouted Broccili. "It's OK I'll taste mine then you can taste," Gaara said.

"Oh my goodness I'm ready to taste," he said in a harry to get it over with. "Blugh, pllhh, ugh, nasty," Screams Gaara after he popped the object into his mouth, spitting it out. "Ohh ohh I wanna try gimme it gimme it...NOW!!" Broccili screams excitedly. "Alright it's your mistake," mumbles Gaara.

"Eww that was the sickest thing I've ever tasted. Here Squirrely try it."says Broccili. "Click -smack- pllt," says Squirrley. "Ugh, plln, fllt!" Squirrley spitting it out. "ooh," he whispers squirrley grabbing his heart then collapses and dies. "So whats his problem?" Whispered Broccili.

------ FEW DAYS LATER!--------

"Sniffle, AHH way sis he have to taste the lemon!?! WHY!?!" Cried Gaara. "Who cares you big baby... That yellow thing was a lemon?" questioned Broccili.

R.I.P

Squirrely

2007 - 2007

WHAAA! POOR LITTLE SQURRLY!... That's the end...for this chapter. Janes got another story and I'll probably put it up here too if I can get it off her...but who know.

REVIEW OR I'LL CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF... OK I was kidding.