King Axel: Hello everyone, and welcome to my first fan fic (Ha… alliteration)
crickets chirp
King Axel: Apparently I need to find some people to be in my posse
Disclaimer: I DO own Kingdom Hearts 1/2/and CoM, but just the games… not Square Enix or Disney.
"Alex! Pay attention!
Alex woke up just in time to feel a piece of chalk strike him square in the middle of his forehead.
"OW!" He said
"As the #1 student at our school in the study of the human heart I expect better from you!" shouted Mr. Yakamutsu
"Yes sir…" Alex grumbled
After class Alex met up with his 2 best friends Daniel and Cora.
"I see you were spacing out in class again hunh?" said Cora.
"Wha… how could you tell?" Alex asked.
"The chalk on your forehead." she said with a slight smirk.
"Phantasmagoric" Alex said sarcastically.
"What the heck does that mean?" asked Daniel.
"Never mind."
As they walked up the hall to their next class, Alex watched as one of the underclassmen ran and stopped in front of him panting.
"Ummmm… Alex"
"Yeah that's my name."
"Sorry to bother you, but the principal wants to see you in his office right now. He said it was urgent."
"What'd you do this time, blow up the toilets?" asked Daniel.
"That was last Monday" replied Alex
"You crazy pyro!"
"You know it!"
"It didn't seem like he was in trouble when I was told to fetch him, but the principal did seem really nervous." interjected the underclassman.
"Sounds important," said Cora, "You'd better hurry."
(1 hour later)
"Took your time in getting here didn't you?" said Mr. Kenichi exasperatedly
"Well I had Chemistry class next," replied Alex "You know how much I love to blow things up!"
"Do I ever! Well Alex, I'm going to beat around the bush for a while before getting to the meat of the matter. You have been given a great opportunity for great success. If you choose to accept this then the responsibilities will blah blah blah…
(Several minutes later)
…And so Ansem the Wise himself has requested that you study under him!
"Ansem the Wise! The Ansem the Wise?" squealed Alex
"Do you know any other Ansems?"
"No sir, and YES I ACCEPT! This is something I have dreamed about for ever!"
"Yes indeed, Ansem the Wise is the leading researcher into the anatomy of the heart and has made some stunning breakthroughs. He is short on manpower and wishes for some of the best students to help him with his research and learn under him at the same time."
Alex couldn't help but tremble with excitement, Ansem was the researcher who had inspired him to go to V. University and learn about the human heart. So much knowledge at his grasp… Alex couldn't wait to leave.
King Axel: Pretty good start hunh? I did ace the writing section on the WASL (Washington Assessment of Student Learning)
Everyone: … You promised us candy if we came.
King Axel: hands out full sized Milky Ways and 3 Musketeers
Everyone: YAY! eats candy
Axel Fangirls: So that's what Axel's name was!
Sora/Riku Fangirls: Where is Sora and Riku!
King Axel: Oh they don't appear in this story.
Sora/Riku Fangirls: What? chases King Axel with fpoons
King Axel: runs away shrieking into the distance as his voice fades away