The Twelve Days of Invasion

by Batsutousai

Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas and The Avengers.

The Twelve Days of Invasion
Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas and The Avengers

On the twelfth day of invasion,
the invaders gave to me:
Twelve clones of Loki,
Eleven civilians fleeing,
Ten hammers-a-flinging,
Nine blood-soaked cards,
Eight Widows-a-firing,
Seven shields-a-slinging,
Six Hulks-a-smashing,
Five Tesseracts,
Four repulsors fired,
Three controlled friends,
Two Director Furys,
And a Hawkeye on a rooftop.

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A/N: There is no excuse for this. I was tired and, somehow, 'and a Hawkeye in a Helicarrier' got stuck in my head. But there were too many syllables and I waffled over it. A lot. And then... Yeah...

I thought about typing the whole thing out, going day-by-day, but decided that was too much work. Also, this is really all you need for the song.

~Bats ^.^x