"Hello?"
"Ah, Francis!"
"Mon amour~!"
"Yes. Hm…"
"What is it, cher? You never call me like that!"
"A-aye! I-I know, it's just…!"
"Hmm? Quoi?"
"….I-I woke up and ye were gone…!"
The other side of the line went silent for some time.
"Ah, mon cher! You thought I only went to London to have sex?"
Okay, there was no need for him to emphasize the last words.
"It was the only thing ye wanted to do yesterday!"
"I went there to see you, Anglaterre! If I wanted sex I would have gone to a closer place!"
"Then why did ye left without waking me up?"
"BECAUSE you hate waking up early on Mondays! And I had to get up before five to get in Paris on time!"
"… well..."
"Mon cher, desolè… I promise I'll wait for you to wake up next time…"
"…When are ye coming back?"
"…Quoi?"
"Ye heard me! When you'll be back, bloody hell! Do ye think ye can come here uninvited and go away without saying goodbyes? Ye own me a VERY GOOD apology!"
He laughed in the other side:
"Ahahaha~~! I agree,mon anglais!"
"Humph!"
"I'll bring you a rose boquet, oui? Grab a movie for us to see~"
"Grab a movie mee arse! Ye're taking me to the cinema!"
"Ah~ Agreed, agreed~! I'll take you on a date!"
"IT'S NOT A DATE! I-It's…only a…a…. output…with mee boyfriend…t-to the cinema…"
"Of course, of course~! Ahahaha~"
"S-so-!"
"So, I'll see you on fryday, cher~"
"R-right…F-friday."
"Je t'aime, oui?"
"Love ye too."
*click*