Title: Four Sandwiches
Author: Skyiam

Beta: csad21
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Category: Romance
Rating: K+
Warning: Mpreg, slash
Summary: Jim is pregnant. And hungry. In the middle of the night.
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Gene Roddenberry, Paramount Pictures, J. J Abrams, and probably a hell of a lot other people, but not me.
Thanks to: csad21, for being a wonderful, intelligent beta :D
Author's Note: This is kind of silly, but for some reason I love pregnant!Jim (and mpreg in general) and when the idea popped into my head I just couldn't resist!

"Spock."

"..."

"Spooock?"

*grunt*

"SPOCK!"

"...Yes, T'hy'la...

"I'm hungry."

"Jim, it is 0300 hours. It would be highly unwise to have any kind of meal at this hour of night."

"How come?"

"You had a mealmerely two hours ago, do you recall? I made Vulcan pancakes for you. It would not do you well to get your routines out of balance, especially not in the current condition you are in."

"But I want food!"

"And I want to return to my meditation. Good night, Jim."

"You don't care, do you?"

"Please, Jim. Of course I do. But this process has been repeated for almost three weeks now. And I must congratulate you, it is not easy to tire a Vulcan, yet against all odds you have succeeded."

"Fine! Here I am, being hungry, emotional, and what's the word, oh yeah, pregnant with your baby!"

"Jim-"

"Don't you Jim me, Spock! I've been carrying this huge belly for seven months! My back is more dead than alive, my feet swollen like... I don't know, but they're swollen! I haven't had a normal day since Bones told us about the baby, my breath stinks, and the crew keeps staring at me! The least you can do for me in return for going through all this is to give me some food, isn't it?"

"Calm yourse-"

"But nooo! Because almighty Spock would rather meditate than take care of his starving husband and baby! And all because you had to fertilize me with your bloody alien Vulcan spe-!"

*kiss*

"Will you return to your normal self again if I make a sandwich for you?"

"..."

"Jim?"

"Make it four sandwiches."