HI EVERYONE! THIS SAKURADEMON, DESU! THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST STIORES SO BE KIND PLZ! I DONT OWN HOUSE ALTHOUGH IF I DID IT WOULD BE FUNNNY. YOULL SEE WHAT I MEAN. ENJOY DESU!

Physical season: HOUSE/WILSON

WARNING! CONTAINS MATURE THEMES (AKA RAEP)! DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE SLASH, RAPE, CUDDY, CAMERON, OR VICADIN (LOL).

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Dr. Gregory House stood over Dr. James Wilson, who was paused mid-bite of a Reuben from the hospital cafeteria.

"Are you gonna finish that?" House sat down and took the other half before Wilson could respond.

"Not now," Wilson said as House took a large bite out of the half. House mumbled a reply that sounded like "good" but it was hard to tell. "Have any new cases?" Wilson ate a chip, not really wanting his sandwich anymore.

"Noo, but I think Ill be getting one real soon," House took another bite.

"What are you psychic now? Or are you going to inject someone with a disease?"

"No, too easy. I'd already know what it was. Hey, maybe I can get one of the lackeys to do it and Ill have to guess, it'll be a game!"

"Ha-ha," Wilson laughed sarcastically. Then he looked up past House's head to the door. "Uh, House, I think Cuddy is looking for you,"

"Oh no, she must of found the body. Does she look angry?" House slowly slouched down in his seat like a student trying to avoid notice. He also avoided Wilson's look of feigned suspicion.

"That's not going to work, House, I can see you," Cuddy walked up to their table and put down two folders. "Guess what time it is?" House was about to open his mouth when Cuddy cut in, "Never mind, don't answer that. It's time for both of your physicals, here are the papers. You two can handle the results, don't bother the nurses. Your X-ray schedule is in there."

"Aww, but I don't want to go to school, mommy," House put on a pout face.

"Because of this you get off clinic duty," Cuddy said as she crossed her arms.

"Sold," House took another bite of his Reuben as Cuddy walked off. House took a hand full of chips from Wilson's bag and put them on a plate and stood up. "Thanks for the sandwich, X-ray buddy."

"I'll never figure out how you know when I'm eating," Wilson said with his arms crossed as House limped out the cafeteria door.

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House sat in his office working on his computer, a plate covered with crumbs and a half drunken soda was near by on the desk. He was concentrating on whatever was on the screen when Cameron walked in and startled she stopped mid-walk. House was also a little startled at her squeak and quickly closed his laptop screen.

When Cameron regained herself she crossed her arms, "I thought you had clinic duty today."

"What time is it?" House looked at his watch, "Oh darn I missed it."

"Cuddy is going to kill you,"

"Nah, it was her idea. Its physicals today," House took the container of Vicadin out of his pocket and skillfully with on hand opened the top and popped on in his mouth.

Alright…" Cameron walked past his desk to the door connecting the office and the break room. House watched her the whole time. "I'm just going to get some coffee…" She said nervously and walked toward the coffee machine. She poured some into a cup and nervously put in some creamer. She grabbed some sugar and turned to leave and sighed, "Pff, probably just porn." She mumbled to herself.

"I heard that!" House called from the office. Cameron jumped a little and quickly walked out of the room. House watched her until she was out of view and went back to work intently on his computer.

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LOL! END CHAPTER 1!

I WONDER WUT HOUES COULD BE WORKIN ON! You'll just have to read the next chapter PLZ R&R I WANNA KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS! SAYONARA UNTIL NEXT TIME! HEHEH!