Primal Rage: The Dawn -
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is mostly from the POV of Talon.
This also may confuse people not familar with the game, so here's a rundown. Six different gods appear after a meteor strike and fight for total domination.
Talon: No bad reviews please, this is my second fanficton.
Sauron: With that said, enjoy!
(FLASHBACK)
...Where...am...I?
"Who are you?"
"wha...?"
"Huh... Oh! You'r awake!"
"Where am I?"
"Why, on Urth, of course!"
"Sauron, what's all th' ruckus, I'm trying to sleep!"
"Sorry, Armadon!"
"Just don't do it again please!"
"OK!"
-
"Sorry bout that, Big Bro is kinda...whiney when his sleep is inturupted. C'mon, I show you my friends!"
I looked back at the sleeping Armadon. He was odd...
"Hey! Ya coming or what?"
!
"Commin!"
-LATER-
"Yo, what took you so long Sauron?"
"Sorry Blizzard, I kinda got sidetracked..."
"Hey, who's th' new nerd? Haha!"
"I'm not a nerd, Reddy!"
"Oh wow, that's the best you've got? Loser!"
"(demonic) JUST SO YOU KNOW, I EAT YOUR KIND FOR BREAKFAST!"
"(sarcasticly) Oh no, the little fat nerd's gonna eat me!"
"I'm not FAT, DAMNIT!"
"Oh, you just swore! Like I'm afrai-OW! GET THE **** OFF MY TAIL, YOU LITTLE *****!"
"DIABLO!"
"What in (bleep)ing tarnation is goin' on out here?"
"Diablo was calling Talon a little fat nerd."
"WHAT? No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were, Diab! Don't try weaseling out of trouble again!"
"SHUT UP, CHAOS!"
"Hey, what did I say about yelling in class, Diablo?"
"Well, He started it!" (points at Talon)
"No, you called me fat first!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Yu-huh!"
"QUIET! Can't you see I've just woke up?"
"Sorry Armadon!"
"Lemme guess, Diablo's pickin' on th' new kid again?"
"Yup."
"(sigh) Diablo."
"Yeah?"
"Go to my office. NOW."
(gulp)
-
Shadow: That was weird.
?: What?
Shadow: The end of this chapter.
?: How so?
Shadow: Because I thought you would have ended with him as an adul...
?: No, I'm doing this as a "before the game" kinda thing.
Shadow: Ooohhh...
Sonic: Hey Shads, can I borrow one of your videotapes?
Shadow: Which one?
Sonic: "Hedgie Girls Volume 2". It's got all the hot, naked chicks I want."
Shadow: NEVER! MY TAPE! MINEMINEMINE!
Amy: SOOOOOONNNIIICCC!
Sonic: OH SHIT! *flees*
Shadow: LOL Little does he know, I'm filming this.
Joshua: Shadow, you freaking ninja!
Shadow: What?
Joshua: You stole my pizza money!
Shadow: NO I DID'NT! I HONESTLY SWEAR!
Sonic: He used it to buy a used copy of "Shadow the Hedgehog" for the Gamecube.
Shadow: (death glare)
Joshua: WHY YOU LITTLE...
Shadow: OH...
(LATER)
Shadow: DAMN YOU SONIC!
(Is being forced to look at Yaoi)
Joshua: Now for you...
Sonic: Uh-oh...
(LATER AGAIN)
Sonic: DAMN YOU JOSH!
Amy: SONIC!
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOO!
Josh: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Well, see ya guys later!