Title- I feel like a Woman
Disclaimer- I would love to own everything, but hey, this is reality, so alas, I own NOTHING! The whole Harry Potter world belongs to the fabulos J.K.R. Go sue someone else.
A/N- I got EXTREAMLY board, I have school tomarro and its Sunday, so whats a girl to do on a bueatiful Sunday afternoon when shes stuck inside because of the crazy people across the street? She writes a crazy fanfic, thats what! I know, this is well...not what I'm used to, Please, no flames, This is my first fanfic with Humor, and I'm trying as hard as I can. Add in the fact that I'm typeing this all very fast and The fact that my radio is playing 'Drops of Jupitor' and 'Man, I feel like a Woman' well, it cannot result in anything but this. So I'll shut up now and let you get reading.
Man, I feel like a Woman
Narrator-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Lavender, and Neville are sitting in the Dungens (Potions Class) but Proffesor Snape is no where in sight. Instead, they find a Kareoke machine on his desk.... (strange...I know)
Draco - Did he say Kareoke Machine? On Snape's Desk? HA!
Harry - Hes right Malfoy, look *Points to Kareoke Machine on Snape's Desk*
Neville - I wounder where he is..
Ron - Who Cares?
Lavender - Well thats just being rude Ronald Weasly!
Hermione - Lavender...I didn't know you had a thing for Snape....
Lavender - *blushes* I...I...oh..well. *looks down at her now very fasinating feet*
Draco - What do yall say to a little fun? *picks up a mic*
Neville blocks his ears. Ron burst out laughing. Everyone else gives Draco a look like hes crazy.
Draco - Oh come on! I'm not THAT bad.
Harry - Prove it.
Music starts witch everyone can reconize as 'Drops of Jupiter'. Draco starts to sing (and hes pretty good...)
Draco - Now that shes back in the antmosfear
With drops of Jupitor in her hair
A A a a, A a a a
Harry - Hey Neville, unblock your ears! Hes good!
Hermione - Good?!?! Hes Fantastic!
Lavender pulls out a mirror and makes a spotlight on Draco, who is now at the Chourus. Neville unblocks his ears and grabs Hermione, they start to swing Dance to Dracos singing.
Draco - Tell me, did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded, that hevans over rated!
Harry and Ron have nothing left to do so they Grab mics and join Draco.
Harry, Ron and Draco - na na na na na na, Finger lickn'
Deep fried Chicken.
As the song ends Lavender drops her mirror and Grabs Hermione, they both Take a mic and start singing to the tune 'Lets give em' something to talk about, How about Love?'
Lavender and Hermione - Lets Give em' something to talk about
How about LLLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE
Lavender and Hermione drop there mics, Hemrione Grabs Neville and starts to dance to the still playing music, Lavender does the same with Draco. The boys grasiously except. Ron and Harry, with nothing left to do, once again, Dance with each other.
Narrator- As the song ends, the bell for Lunch rings. As our friends exit the class Severus Snape enters with Argus Filch. They look around to make sure no-one is here, I wounder what there up to...
Snape - They Gone?
Filch - Looks like it.
Snape and Filch grab mics to the Kareoke Machine as a new tune starts. They dance with each other as they sing 'Man, I feel like a Woman.'
Disclaimer- I would love to own everything, but hey, this is reality, so alas, I own NOTHING! The whole Harry Potter world belongs to the fabulos J.K.R. Go sue someone else.
A/N- I got EXTREAMLY board, I have school tomarro and its Sunday, so whats a girl to do on a bueatiful Sunday afternoon when shes stuck inside because of the crazy people across the street? She writes a crazy fanfic, thats what! I know, this is well...not what I'm used to, Please, no flames, This is my first fanfic with Humor, and I'm trying as hard as I can. Add in the fact that I'm typeing this all very fast and The fact that my radio is playing 'Drops of Jupitor' and 'Man, I feel like a Woman' well, it cannot result in anything but this. So I'll shut up now and let you get reading.
Man, I feel like a Woman
Narrator-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Lavender, and Neville are sitting in the Dungens (Potions Class) but Proffesor Snape is no where in sight. Instead, they find a Kareoke machine on his desk.... (strange...I know)
Draco - Did he say Kareoke Machine? On Snape's Desk? HA!
Harry - Hes right Malfoy, look *Points to Kareoke Machine on Snape's Desk*
Neville - I wounder where he is..
Ron - Who Cares?
Lavender - Well thats just being rude Ronald Weasly!
Hermione - Lavender...I didn't know you had a thing for Snape....
Lavender - *blushes* I...I...oh..well. *looks down at her now very fasinating feet*
Draco - What do yall say to a little fun? *picks up a mic*
Neville blocks his ears. Ron burst out laughing. Everyone else gives Draco a look like hes crazy.
Draco - Oh come on! I'm not THAT bad.
Harry - Prove it.
Music starts witch everyone can reconize as 'Drops of Jupiter'. Draco starts to sing (and hes pretty good...)
Draco - Now that shes back in the antmosfear
With drops of Jupitor in her hair
A A a a, A a a a
Harry - Hey Neville, unblock your ears! Hes good!
Hermione - Good?!?! Hes Fantastic!
Lavender pulls out a mirror and makes a spotlight on Draco, who is now at the Chourus. Neville unblocks his ears and grabs Hermione, they start to swing Dance to Dracos singing.
Draco - Tell me, did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded, that hevans over rated!
Harry and Ron have nothing left to do so they Grab mics and join Draco.
Harry, Ron and Draco - na na na na na na, Finger lickn'
Deep fried Chicken.
As the song ends Lavender drops her mirror and Grabs Hermione, they both Take a mic and start singing to the tune 'Lets give em' something to talk about, How about Love?'
Lavender and Hermione - Lets Give em' something to talk about
How about LLLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE
Lavender and Hermione drop there mics, Hemrione Grabs Neville and starts to dance to the still playing music, Lavender does the same with Draco. The boys grasiously except. Ron and Harry, with nothing left to do, once again, Dance with each other.
Narrator- As the song ends, the bell for Lunch rings. As our friends exit the class Severus Snape enters with Argus Filch. They look around to make sure no-one is here, I wounder what there up to...
Snape - They Gone?
Filch - Looks like it.
Snape and Filch grab mics to the Kareoke Machine as a new tune starts. They dance with each other as they sing 'Man, I feel like a Woman.'