The Stupid Death of Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter stood in front of Lord Voldemort, wand pointed at the Dark Lord. They were at Godric's Hollow, and Voldemort was finally mortal. It was only the two of them there, and Harry was ready to finally finish the Prophecy that had been haunting him for years.
"It's time for you to die, Riddle," he said harshly. "You're mortal, and we're going to finally finish the Prophecy!"
"There's no one left to die for you, Harry," Voldemort said, crimson red eyes glowing as he glared at Harry. "Everyone you love is dead, and you're going to follow them."
"NEVER!" Harry yelled, his emerald green eyes narrowing as he raised his wand to point at Voldemort's heart.
"You cannot kill me, Harry Potter," Voldemort hissed darkly. "You'll never be able to say the words."
Glaring, Harry called out, "Abracadabra!"
A red light left his wand and exploded in front of him, sending Harry flying into the wall of the house where his parents had been killed. Harry's head hit the house, and the last thing he saw was Voldemort falling to the ground laughing at the sight of what Harry had done.
When Harry regained consciousness, he had a pain in the back of his head, but he was alive. Opening his eyes, he blinked behind his glasses and began to stand up unsteadily. It took a few minutes, but Harry regained his balance as well as his awareness of his surroundings.
Looking towards where Voldemort had been laughing before, Harry was shocked to see the dead body of Lord Voldemort, also known as Tom Marvolo Riddle. It seemed that the Dark Lord had laughed himself to death, if the look on his snake-like face was anything to go by.
Shaking his head, Harry decided that he was glad he wasn't the one to die in such an embarrassing way. In fact, everyone would be either laughing or in complete disbelief when they found out that the Dark Lord Voldemort had died of laughter.
Harry pulled out the memory of the encounter and put it in a vial that he left on top of Voldemort's body with a note attached before sending off a Patronus Message to Severus Snape, one of the only people still alive from the Order of the Phoenix.
Once that was done, Harry pulled on his Invisibility Cloak before Apparating away, disappearing from the world from the moment on. It was as if Harry James Potter had died even though there was no proof of it. No one knew what happened to him after he defeated Voldemort.
Uh... I don't claim this random idea seeing as the two friends I'm staying with for the break came up with this idea when the younger brother pretended to hold a wand at the older sister and said "Abracadabra!" They then came up with this, and the sister asked me to write it. I'm just following orders. Uh... Quite stupid and pointless, but it was amusing enough that I wrote it.
You can review if you wish, but I understand if you don't seeing as I KNOW it's stupid and I probably shouldn't be posting it, but I'm bored. :)
Thanks for at least looking at it.
Miz