A/n: Okay, so this is a result of reading too many plays and my hyperactive imagination. The idea popped to my mind when I woke up, bleary, from an unfinished dream. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I disclaim Inuyasha and its characters, they belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
OC: The Super High Power Vacuum, which you will later get to know that it isn't that much of an (impressive) character.
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Kagome: Denial
Vacuum: You lost all your priestess power!
Kagome: [working on her Math textbook] Ok, so what number are you?
Vacuum: Excuse me?
Kagome: I meant, what number of Naraku's spawn? Though I must say, you look awfully weak.
Vacuum: I am no spawn! I am the great Lord-
Kagome: Lord?
Vacuum: The Great Lord Vacuum!
Kagome: [half-moon eyes] Yeah, right, you think I'll believe that? Though after fighting almost all types of demons, animals, priestesses, lecherous monks and fighters, you would think I am pretty used to it…
Kagome: But I'm not! I am still a normal fifteen-year-old teenager!
Vacuum: [wide eyes]
Kagome: That can't be too hard to believe!
Vacuum: [now serious] Go on, try using your powers.
Kagome: [fires an arrow, which behaves like a normal arrow]
Vacuum: [snickers at side]
Kagome: [disbelievingly] What the? Of course you weren't serious, were you? I couldn't have lost my power! I've had them since my birth. No, even before it, from five hundred years ago! This can't be happening!
Vacuum: But it has, now.
Kagome: [with a look of pure rage] Look here, you! I am supposed to be the reincarnation of a powerful priestess. If I lose my spiritual influence, what do you think will happen to the show?
Vacuum: [laughs ominously] You were. [laughs even more]
Kagome: [with rising ire] Can vacuum cleaners even laugh?
Vacuum: Of course they can! And I'm a vacuum, as in a void that sucks your energy. I'm no household appliance!
Inuyasha: [suddenly piping in] Wait, so you're not bothered by the more important fact that a stupid machine can talk or that he just removed you from your role in the show?
Kagome: [blushes] For making a smart comment, you SIT!
Inuyasha: [is not faceplanted to the ground] I'm surprisingly fine? Hey, I know, even the subjugation beads don't work anymore! [performs victory dance]
Kagome: [faces the cleaner] When you meant power, you even meant this?
Vacuum: U-Uhhh, yeah, I guess.
Kagome: THIS IS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS! [stomps her feet like the time when Inuyasha broke her bike] I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! Both of you are jerks! Argh! [throws her Math book into Inuyasha's face, and walks out of the scene]
Inuyasha: [crying] Why me?
Inuyasha: Dependence
Vacuum: You lost your-
Inuyasha: Yeah, yeah, I know already, so? Quit your jabbering.
Vacuum: But as I said-
Inuyasha: This shit is getting annoying real fast, you know.
Vacuum: [blank look]
Inuyasha: Another of my 'time-of-the-month-days', is it? At this rate, I'll grow older fast. [casually looks at mirror]
Vacuum: [still blank] Well, this is quite the reaction I am getting.
Inuyasha: [horrified] WHAT THE F***?
Kagome: Language, Inuyasha. The producers will get in trouble with the PTA.
Vacuum: B-But, my hair didn't change colour?
Kagome: So?
Inuyasha: So? Isn't this supposed to be time I become human? Why do I still look demon?
Vacuum: [gives an evil laugh]
Inuyasha: Damn, you! What the heck are you pulling over here?
Inuyasha: Someone please TELL ME that my time of the month came early this time, PLEASSSSSEEEEEE!
A/n: Someone catch the Gintama reference here? Anyway, review please!