Torchwood Face Book
Summary: Ianto makes the mistake of setting up Face Book page and inviting the others to be his friends. Well, it wasn't a mistake until Jack got in on the fun...
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Ianto Jones is now friends with Gwen Cooper-Williams, Toshiko Sato and 2 others.
Gwen Cooper-Williams: Ianto! It's so good to see you on Face Book!
Ianto Jones likes this.
Ianto Jones: Thanks Gwen! I figured I'd give it a go, since you prattle on and on about it!
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Owen Harper wishes that Ianto Jones would come and make him some coffee.
Gwen Cooper-Williams and Toshiko Sato like this.
Ianto Jones to Owen Harper : What? Am I your slave now?
Owen Harper to Ianto Jones : You know it, Tea Boy!
Ianto Jones : What, no dislike button? That's just not fair!
Toshiko Sato, Rhys Williams and Gwen Cooper-Williams likes this.
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Ianto Jones is now friends with Andy Davidson
Andy Davidson : So, any more spooky-do's?
Gwen Cooper-Williams : ANDY!
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Ianto Jones likes James Bond.
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Ianto Jones wishes that his coworkers would learn to clean up after themselves, especially one annoying, crabby doctor.
Toshiko Sato, Rhys Williams and Gwen Cooper-Williams likes this.
Toshiko Sato : Sorry Ianto!
Gwen Cooper-Williams : I'll bring you some of that chocolate you like to make up for it!
Ianto Jones likes this.
Rhys Williams: try living with her, Ianto...
Gwen Cooper-Williams : RHYS!
Owen Harper: Oi! I'm not that messy!
Ianto Jones: Owen, have you seen your desk? I swear there's something growing underneath!
Toshiko Sato: I think it's moved to his chair.
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Ianto Jones wants just one day to himself where he can do something productive. Like sleep.
Toshiko Sato likes this.
Toshiko Sato: Bit hard though in our job.
Ianto Jones : And with Jack for a boss.
Owen Harper: Is he keeping you up all night Tea Boy?
Gwen Cooper-Williams likes this.
Ianto Jones: I refuse to answer that.
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Gwen Cooper-Williams is now friends with Jack Harkness.
Jack Harkness likes this.
Ianto Jones: Oh. Dear. God.
Owen Harper: This can't end well... Jack Harkness on Face Book.
Ianto Jones: I anticipate many people reporting and blocking him.
Owen Harper: Starting with you and me.
Jack Harkness: Ianto, I'm shocked! Owen I can understand, because he's a prat but you... :(
Ianto Jones: Puppy eyes only work in the real world, Jack.
Rhys Williams, Owen Harper and 3 others like this.
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Jack Harkness is now friends with Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato and 78 others.
Ianto Jones : How the hell did you friend THAT many people so fast?
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Ianto Jones is now friends with Rhiannon Davies.
Rhiannon Davies : Now you have no excuse for not talking to me!
Ianto Jones : The phone works both ways you know.
Rhiannon Davies : Well, every time I call you never pick up!
Ianto Jones: I'm busy!
Jack Harkness likes this.
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Ianto Jones is extremely happy today. :)
Jack Harkness: Admit it... I am the best boyfriend ever!
Ianto Jones: Actually, I was referring to my getting a day off.
Jack Harkness : *pouts* Iantoooooooo!
Ianto Jones: But you're a close second, Jack.
Rhiannon Davies : BOYFRIEND? OMG!
Ianto Jones : Oh no...
Rhiannon Davies : CALL. ME!
Jack Harkness : oops?
Ianto Jones : *sends patent pending death glare at Jack Harkness*
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Ianto Jones to Rhiannon Davies : You will be pleased to know that Jack and I are coming to dinner tonight.
Rhiannon Davies : Yes! I can't wait to meet him! Is he as gorgeous as his picture? He loves like an escort!
Jack Harkness likes this.
Jack Harkess : I like you!
Ianto Jones : Someone shoot me now...
Owen Harper likes this.
Gwen Cooper-Williams : Owen! Be nice! Ianto's just nervous that he's taking Jack to meet the family!
Owen Harper : Don't see why. I mean, it's not like they're actually dating.
Jack Harkness : We are too! I stay over at his place all the time!
Rhiannon Davies and Gwen Cooper-Williams likes this.
Owen Harper : So having sex automatically constitutes being in a relationship?
Ianto Jones likes this.
Jack Harkness : Ianto!
Andy Davidson : Sorry, mate, but he's right. Just because you're sleeping together doesn't mean you're a couple.
Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato, Rhys Williams and 5 others like this.
Jack Harkness : I'm in trouble aren't I?
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Ianto Jones is trying to not kill Jack Harkness.
Owen Harper likes this.
Andy Davidson : Dare we even ask?
Ianto Jones : Let's just say that Jack is NOT NOT NOT going to visit my sister again anytime soon.
Jack Harkness : I'm sorry! I didn't know!
Toshiko Sato : Know what?
Ianto Jones : He hit on my brother in-law.
Jack Harkness : He had a cute butt!
Rhiannon Davies likes this.
Ianto Jones : But you didn't have to grab it!
Jack Harkness : -_-;; Sorry.
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Jack Harkness is now friends with Rhiannon Davies and Johnny Davies.
Gwen Cooper-Williams likes this.
Ianto Jones : HELP!
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Johnny Davies : So Ianto, when you bringing Jack around next?
Jack Harkness and Rhiannon Davies likes this.
Ianto Jones : NEVER.
Jack Harkness : :(
Jack Harkness : But Ianto!
Ianto Jones : Do you want decaf for a month sir?
Owen Harper, Gwen Cooper-Williams likes this.
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Jack Harkness : Ianto, are you ever going to forgive me? Johnny has...
Ianto Jones : No. Never
Owen Harper and Rhys Williams like this.
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Jack Harkness wants the world to know that Ianto Jones is his sweet, wonderful, loving boyfriend.
Gwen Cooper-Williams, Rhiannon Davies and 54 others like this.
Gwen Cooper-Williams : That is so sweet!
Jack Harkness : Have I told you how sweet, wonderful and loving my boyfriend is?
Ianto Jones : sighs.
Jack Harkness : What?
Toshiko Sato : You have to make it official Jack.
Jack Harkness : ?
Jack Harkness : I thought I just did!
Owen Harper : Not Face Book official.
Ianto Jones likes this.
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Jack Harkness is in a relationship with Ianto Jones.
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Owen Harper : Finally! Maybe now Tea Boy will stop sulking.
Jack Harkness likes this.
Ianto Jones : I do NOT sulk!
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Ianto Jones is annoyed with Jack Harkness.
Rhiannon Davies : Why?
Gwen Cooper-Williams : Was he flirting again?
Jack Harkness : I never!
Ianto Jones : What else?
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Ianto Jones is now friends with John Hart.
Jack Harkness : No! NO! NOOO!
Owen Harper and Gwen Cooper-Williams like this.
John Hart : What can I say, I'm irresistible!
Jack Harkness : I forbid you from posting on Ianto's wall!
John Hart : Ok. I'll just go have hot man sex with him then.
Ianto Jones likes this.
Jack Harkness : Ianto!
Gwen Cooper-Williams, Owen Harper and 4 others like this.
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Jack Harkness : Okay, okay, I'm sorry I flirted with the waitress.
Ianto Jones : I forgive you.
Jack Harkness : You wouldn't really sleep with John, would you?
Jack Harkness : Um, Ianto?
Jack Harkness : IANTOOOOOOO!
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Ianto Jones is happy that Jack Harkness has consented to calling them a couple.
Toshiko Sato and 42 others like this.
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John Hart : So no hot man sex then, huh?
Ianto Jones : Sorry. I'm a one-man kind of guy.
Jack Harkness likes this.
Jack Harkness : HA! In your face!
Owen Harper : Oi! You did not just say that, Harkness!
Andy Davidson and Ianto Jones like this.
John Hart : Hey, Andy, looking good!
Andy Davidson likes this.
Andy Davidson : Thanks... (blushes)
Gwen Cooper-Williams : ANDY! I had no idea!
John Hart : So, wanna hook up sometime?
Ianto Jones : JOHN, you are NOT hooking up with anyone on my wall!
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Andy Davidson and John Hart are in a relationship.
John Hart likes this.
Ianto Jones : Why my wall?
Jack Harkness : Um, John, you do realize that monogamy is still the norm right?
Ianto Jones, Rhys Williams and 15 others like this.
John Hart : OH NO!
Andy Davidson: :(
John Hart : Oh well! He's cute enough for it to work!
Andy Davidson likes this.
Gwen Cooper-Williams : ANDY!
Ianto Jones : Why me?
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The end?