My CrAzY LiFe
Chapter 1
The life of a Knight was never something a woman could do. It was a man's job and most agreed with this mentality. I on the other hand laugh at those who think a woman's place is in the home. My father would also laugh with me if he was still around. He was the one who taught me how to fight, how to protect myself.
Five years ago he was taken away by Konoha and I never saw him again. It took twenty Knights to subdue my father because he was the best of the best. I have heard rumors that he was taken to train their warriors. It's not like I had a problem with Konoha, or its people, cause I don't but when they took my father they took a part of my happiness.
What really gets me is the fact that Suna, my home, just let them take my father. We are part royalty and have helped protect Suna most of our lives. All the royals know that the Demon Knight of Suna is a girl but they do nothing because of who my father and mother were and who I am. Sakura Haruno daughter of Kakashi Hatake, the greatest warrior to ever live, and Tsunade Haruno the Strongest warrior ever known even if she was a girl.
My mother never loved my father. She always told me that it was a drunken mistake but she is glad she had me. She left a year after I was born to continue her journey. She stopped by every year, for a month or two, to see how my father and I were doing. In that time she taught me everything she knew. My father taught me everything he knew the rest of the time. No one ever knew who my mother was because she said it would cause a lot of problems if anyone were to ever find out that she had a child.
My Mother is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Blond hair that is always in pig tails and honey brown eyes that make you want to confess all the bad you've ever done. She is very skinny but has these huge boobs that get a lot of unwanted attention from men and and diamond tattoo in the middle of her forehead that helps her look younger than she really is. Mom has a bad attitude most of the time for people that annoy her.
My father has gravity defying silver hair. His face is covered most of the time but when he takes his mask off you can see just how handsome he really is. He has one black eye and one red eye with a scar that he told me wasn't his but a good friend who died's eye. That's why he knew so many different jutsu. He has a lot of muscles that are hidden under his clothes and he was really nice except when it came to my training.
I have pink hair, that my mom says I get from her mother, and emerald green eyes that I get from my father's mom. For a Seventeen year old I have a nice figure. Curves in the right places and big boobs but no where near my moms size thank god. My forehead was a little big when I was younger but it's fine now. I usually dress like a boy and cover my pink hair so no one knows its me.
The village respects me and lets me help protect it and speak for my family when it comes time for decisions. The elders respect me even though most of them hate me and I hate them in return. Just thinking about it gets me pissed! I have a few friends and my cat scampers to keep me company. My dad told me to keep scampers with me because he would be my best friend and save me one day. (If you get the movie reference AWESOME!)
"Sakura!" yelled my friend Temari as she burst threw the front door.
"Huh? What do you want Temari? And how many times do I have to tell you not to do that?" I yelled the last part.
She rubbed the back of her head in an apologetic motion that so reminded me of my father. Her two brothers Kankuro and Gaara trailed in behind her. Temari, Kankuro and Gaara have been my friends ever since I can remember. They know everything about me and I know everything about them in return.
Temari has dirty blond hair that's put up into four ponytails on top of her head. Blue eyes that pull you and she is beautiful. Her boobs are bigger than mine and her curves are more defined than mine and she is three years older than I am. She says that I'll get even more beautiful as I get older and also says I have an exotic look that will drive the guys crazy. She has a personality that you have to get used to and can control the wind around you. Yes, she is the Wind Knight and like a sister to me.
Kankuro is annoying and likes to chase girls but he's like a brother to me so if anyone were to hurt him I would hurt them but I don't have to worry about that because he is a Knight just like the rest of us just not as strong. He has brown hair under the cat ears hood he always wears and black eyes. He wears this purple war paint on his face to cover it up and its usually in some weird design. He controls puppets, that we call dolls, and can control some moves people can do. Kankuro is a year older than Gaara and I and is called the Puppet Knight.
Gaara is...handsome and brave and not so talkative but...he's just such an amazing person for all the things he went threw as a little kid. The stuff that I helped stop and the things he has shared with me make me believe he has suffered more than most people which he has. He has all my respect and a part of my heart. I have a little crush on him that Temari makes fun of all the time. He has this amazing blood red hair and jade green eyes that I just get lost in. I don't know if he knows that I like him that way but we have each others backs when we go into battle. He is built...as built can be and I nearly faint when he takes his shirt off. He is seventeen like me but I'm a few weeks older and let him know it all the time. He is called the Sand Knight.
Temari was wearing her battle outfit which was a skin tight short purple kimono with a red obi and armor on the front protecting her chest as well as fish netting shirt under that and on the upper half of her left thigh and right shin. Her huge fan was strapped to her back.
Kankuro and Gaara were wearing theirs as well. Kankuro was in his normal all black shirt and pant suit as well as the cat ear thing on top of his head. He was in full face paint mode and his puppet rapped in bandages was on his back. Gaara was in his normal black outfit that had this trench coat looking thing on and then his armor over it and his gourd on his back. He looked really handsome and I had to look away cause of what I was wearing at the moment.
I was wearing my black short shorts and red top that was really long in the back but opened up right under my boobs in the front to show off my midriff and my brown boots that went up to my thighs. Under my bellybutton I have a diamond tattoo like my mom had on her forehead that I got last year. My long pink hair was tied into pig tails like my mother. You could see my red swimming suit ties right above my short shorts and my Suna head band was used as my belt. I could feel the two guys eyes on me when I had my back turned to them. It almost made me want to blush.
"Konoha is approaching! We need to be on the front lines! We are the only warriors that Suna has to offer!" Temari exclaimed. What she said was true. We were the only warriors Suna had left. Konoha and Sound, Mostly Sound, had wiped most of them out when the war started. But unlike Konoha and Sound we let our women battle not just heal in the hospitals.
"Do I have time to change into my battle outfit?" I asked.
"No, there is no time! They are approaching the front gates as we speak!" Temari yelled.
I grabbed my black cloak to cover that I was a woman and threw another at Temari. We do this a lot. We surprise the enemy when we take our cloaks off and they just stand there while we pick them off one by one. Gaara and Kankuro grabbed the other cloaks that were in the living room and followed us out.
I look at them as were are running to the main gates. "If you see my father tell me." I say just loud enough for them to hear me. They all nod at the same time. This is a common thing said as every battle started. My father would have to fight against us at one point but I have a feeling that this will be out last battle together.
As we land on the gates to see where they are we all check our weapons. I have my Kantana's and all my other important weapons. I look over at everyone else and they give me the nod. They have all of their weapons as well.
When they got too close to the gate for our comfort we jumped down and landed in front of them but stayed in a crouch. Scanning the warriors that we could see I didn't see my father. The front lines were full of weaklings. Their chakra signatures were weak and they were afraid. I could smell it coming from them in waves. I'm just like my father in that aspect. The procession stopped as one and laughter filled the air.
"There are only four warriors? Why did we have to come if this could be solved by sending ONE of ours?" One shouted for all to hear as they laughed louder. Good. They are underestimating us and that is to our advantage. Now to make them even more confident.
"Gaara, Kankuro take off your cloaks." I whispered loud enough for them to hear. They looked at me as one and threw their cloaks off. The laughing grew as they took in Gaara and Kankuro's appearances.
"They are children! This should be easy!" Another laughed.
"Gaara crush the first three lines." I commanded as I got angrier at all the laughter.
He raised his and and closed it as sand killed the entire three front lines. The laughing stopped quickly as everyone stood stock still. Waiting for orders. Gaara brought his hands up again and created four sand throne's of sorts and we sat in them as we waited for the next course of action that they would take. Some weapons were thrown at us but Gaara's sand blocked all of them.
What was left of the warriors moved as the main people came forward. One stepped forward with a few others behind him and came to stand before us. He had black hair tied at the back of his neck and piercing black eyes that were changing red, like my fathers, and then turning black again. Interesting. One of the ones that was standing behind him looked a lot like him except more snobby and had what looked like...chicken ass hair? He looked about my age. Weird...his eyes were doing the same thing as the other man too. Next to him was a blond haired guy with the most beautiful sky blue eyes I had ever seen. Boy was he ever handsome! He also looked about my age. That was all the time I got to check him out however because the guy that looked like he was in charge stepped forward.
"We have come to take over this village. If you surrender now we will not hurt the people we promise. All warriors like yourselves will be required to be part of our troops and the people will be Konoha citizens." He said in a monotone voice.
I was about ready to speak when a voice from behind me said, "We surrender but you must do what you said, these are our last warriors and we no longer have the will to fight." Said the main elder and head of our village. I was speechless. Did that really just happen to us? Apparently Temari wasn't.
"What are you saying you old fart! We could kill most of these people before we were killed! You're just giving our home to these people!" She yelled as she threw off the cloak. Gasps were heard from the Konoha warrior. They had probably never seen a girl warrior and in such little clothing too. Wonder that their reaction would be to my attire. Made me laugh just thinking about it but also blush because I couldn't change.
The elder just looked at Temari with sad eyes that grew sadder when they glanced in my cloaked direction.
"Temari you know as well as I that we...you can't fight forever and...better Konoha than Sound. We would all be killed and our woman raped until nothing was left." Hozen, the elder, said sadly. What he said was true. Konoha is a rather friendly nation while the sound are ruthless. Peace sounded nice to me after so long of fighting. Scampers sat on my lap when I was contemplating what to do and it woke me up quite fast considering I left him home. Freaking cat always knew where I was.
"...What of our warriors?...The four of us left?" Gaara asked quietly. Speaking my next question aloud for us to here.
"...You will become warriors of Konoha...the woman wil-" He was cut off by Kankuro who also stood. Leaving Gaara and I sitting in our thrones. Both of the other thrones collapsed as he stood.
"The...Women...will stay with us. They are as great a warrior as us. If you have a problem with that then go fuck yourselves!"
"Shut up you makeup wearing weirdo." Said the guy with the chicken ass hair.
"No, you shut up chicken ass hair!" He yelled in return. Well at least I'm not the only one who thinks so. Chicken asses brow twitched like he wanted to hurt Kankuro. He opened his mouth to make a retort but the older version of himself got to it first.
"Sasuke, quiet." He said as he rubbed his forehead as if he had a headache.
"Hn" was his also brilliant reply.
"Fine your woman will become a warrior as well."
"Sakura too?" Kankuro yelled. Idiot.
"Who?" He asked
Kankuro pointed to me. I was still seated on my throne and was getting very bored. Being the only cloaked one and having everyone look at me wearily is always fun though. He looked at my seated figure and nodded his consent.
"If they can prove themselves then yes they can be warriors but if not then no."
"Fine." Gaara spoke as he stood up and came toward me. Sitting on the side of my throne he said, "Now or when we get...to Konoha?" As he spoke his old throne dissolved. Scampers jumped on his shoulder and he petted him a few times.
"Now" Was the leaders reply.
"What are your names?" Kankuro asked.
"Itachi" The leader answered.
"Sasuke" The chicken ass answered.
"Naruto Uzumaki, Believe it!" The third yelled. I could sense a tailed beast inside of him and I'm sure Gaara could too. I glanced in his direction and he made the slightest nod. Indicating yes, he felt it too.
"I'm Kankuro" Kankuro said pointing to himself.
"Temari" She said crossing her arms.
"Gaara" He made a motion towards me and said, "Sakura".
"Can't she speak for herself?" Snarled Sasuke. Before I could say anything his brother approached us further and said loudly for everyone to here. "Kiba, Neji, Lee, Shino, Hinata, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Naruto, Sasuke, Ten Ten!" Nine people appeared and I was surprised to see that three of them were female. So Konoha had female warriors. They must have Gasped earlier because Temari is dressed in skin tight clothes...though looking at one of the girls that might not be it either.
"You girls will pick one girl and one guy to fight and depending on how you do I will see what is to be done with you. Who's up first? And will you take the cloak off please?" Itachi asked looking at me. I shrugged and unclipped the clasp that was holding the cloak on me. Everything got quiet and no one made a sound. Seams they think I'm the leader and the strongest of this group and they want to know what I look like. They're smarter than I gave them credit for. I shrugged the cloak off and heard everyone on the Konoha side take deep breaths and gasp about my beauty. Yeah, bitches take it in.
"Pink hair? She's not even that pretty." The blond one named Ino said. Oh, I'm definitely kicking her ass. Temari should know not to pick her.
"I'm first" Temari said drawing people's attention away from me thank god! I hate when people stare! It pisses me off!
"Ok, who do you pick?" Itachi asked pointing to the line of Nights our age.
"HMMMMMM, Ten Ten and...Kiba." Temari said as Ten Ten stepped forward and Kiba waited off to the side with a big dog. Everyone else backed up to give them room. Gaara conjured three thrones up again and we all sat down to laugh at how this turned out. Gaara raised his hand and made a huge fighting ring in the middle of our group and the Konoha group.
Ten Ten took out a scroll and got into a fighting stance. While Temari took out her big fan and leaned on it while yawning.
"Going for the big win huh Ten Ten? Kick ass! This should take one move!" Yelled the blond idiot Ino. She was right but not in the way she thought she was.
Ten Ten activated her scroll and thousands of kuni, Senborn and shuriken came in Temari's direction. She just shook her head, opened her fan a quarter of the way and swung it lightly. A tornado type gust of wind came out and threw all the weapons back at her and cut her up pretty bad. She lay on the ground unmoving and no one spoke for a long time.
Everyone went into panic mode over there because they didn't have a medic so Ino did what she could for her friend. She bandaged her up and drug her to the side. I'll heal her after everything is said and done no need to panic. Kiba stood in the ring uncertainly for a moment before he put a brave face on.
Temari smirked at him before getting into a battle stance and Kiba did the same. He ran at her and got close but was blown away by her wind. Then his dog turned into him and they both used wind to come at her. She blocked them with her wind but not before getting a cut on her cheek. The fight lasted ten minutes before Temari got bored and opened her fan all the way. When she swung it nothing seemed to happen but she closed her fan and smirked in victory. After a minute Kiba fell to the ground because Temari took all his air supply away from him. After he passed out she let him breath again.
The Konoha shinobi were quiet for a long time until finally Itachi came forward still baffled as to how two of the best Konoha shinobi were beaten so easily.
"You can be a warrior. Who do you choose?" He directed the last part at me. I looked at all their faces letting them think I might pick them when I already knew who I was going to pick. When Temari tried to pass me I put my hand over the scratch on her cheek and then took it off. The cut was gone but we were too far away for the Konoha people to see that.
"Thanks" Temari said. I nodded my head and looked to Itachi.
"Ino and Sasuke" Were the simple spoken words. When I spoke Itachi looked dazed for a split second. That's the effect it makes when someone has never heard it before. I smirked while Ino frowned and Sasuke looked annoyed. I walked to the center of the ring calmly while Ino ran there and was waiting for me.
"Sasuke-Kun! Watch me beat this person! I won't even use my Mind Transfer Jutsu on her!" She exclaimed. I Snorted at her which got a glare sent in my direction. She tied her forehead protecter to her forehead. When Itachi said start we both jumped back and I yawned. Which made her pissed so she charged at me. I lifted my finger, gathered a tiny amount of chakra in it, and flicked her forehead protecter when she got close enough to me. My flick sent her flying through all the people and she stopped about half a mile away. I yawned again while everyone stared at me and Sasuke gave me a look like he was going to take me seriously. Some people went after Ino and brought her back, placing her next to Ten Ten. Like I said I'll take care of it when I'm done here.
Sasuke stepped into the ring. His eyes turned red like my fathers one eye. Who is this pompous ass and why does he have those eyes? I might want to take this seriously if he can do what my father could do. After start was said I gathered chakra into my fist and punched the ground making a crater and Sasuke had to jump back from the force of my punch. He sent a fireball at me and I used sand, like Gaara taught me, to make a shield for myself. I threw the sand at him but he dodged it. He leaped back obviously wanting to end this quickly. He started to charge his had. I heard the sound of birds before I saw the lightning appear on his hand. He knew Chidori! He MUST know my father! That is my father's special technique. Good thing my father taught it to me and how to stop it in several different ways.
I let him charge it which he probably thought was weird. He started to run at me at a fast pace so I let a little bit of chidori build up in my hand. Enough to cover my palm and finger tips. When he struck I caught it in my hand and extinguished it from his had entirely but not before a little piece of lightning cut my right cheek. He looked at me wide eyed and I just stared at him before I used a chakra enhanced kick to kick him a few meters away. It was enough to nock the air out of him but not nock him out. Just what I wanted.
I brought my pointer finger to the cut and ran my finger along it. The cut disappearing as my finger ran along it. He stared at me in disbelief.
"Try again. You can only do it three times before you get exhausted huh? I can do it how many ever times I want to. And I can summon it fast. Who did you learn that from?" Sasuke just glared and started to charge it up again. After it was charged to bigger than it was before he charged me again and I let him again. When he was close I charged mine to bigger than his and stopped his in his tracks like I did last time but after his went out mine only grew. I was destroying his arm. Since he pissed me off by not answering me I let his arm be burned severely as he screamed like he was being murdered. As Itachi was about to jump in I super kicked Sasuke again, but this time to hurt him, into Itachi.
"Teach your brother respect." I said as I took the throne Gaara made for me. "Bring the wounded to me. Not Sasuke. He can suffer for a little while." I commanded.
Ten Ten was brought to me and I healed her supper fast and then healed Ino of the injuries that she got after I flicked her. After I was done I looked at Itachi.
"Do I pass?" I hissed at him annoyed that I even had to do this.
"Yes, I would be stupid if I let you go." He said.
"When are we leaving?"
"Tomorrow"
"Good" I said as Temari, Kankuro, Gaara and I stood as one. "See you then"
Kankuro disappeared in chakra strings, Temari disappeared in wind, Gaara disappeared in Sand and I disappeared in sakura petals. We all reappeared at my house.
"That was my fathers technique that Sasuke used. You know that right? So he must be in Konoha City! I'll get to see my father guys!" I yelled excited as Scampers yawned from Gaara's shoulder.
