Collection Title: Diamond Dust and City Lights

Author: Zee

Piece Title: You Know You Love Me

Fandom: Gossip Girl [TV]

Characters/Ships: Gossip Girl

Word Count:

Spoilers: Seasons 1 & 2! Not explicitly yet, but just generally.

Rating: N/A

Disclaimer: As always, I am neither the CW nor Cecily von Ziegesar, so I own nothing but the story itself. : )

Hello Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

When we last left off, the Upper East Side was crumbling faster than little J's short-lived reign as Queen. S escaped to Buenos Aires with A. D was seen pining after S. N and V made up and made out. Little J faced off with Queen B's minions. And C left B in bed, nursing a broken heart.

And Rufus and Lily? Who knows what will happen with those crazy kids.

The little dog did laugh to see such sport—

and then the dish ran away with the spoon.

Looks like the dish found out just what life on the Upper East Side was like. With scandals, love, heartbreak, and revenge, who could want to live anywhere else?

And who am I?

That's one story I'll never tell.

You know you love me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl.