AN: Well, I know some of you are waiting for my other story 'Forbidden' to update and... I'm working on it. This is shorter than I planned, oh well, whatever! Read on!
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Santana's perspective on Blaine Anderson.
Perfect. Just what we needed: another hobbit. I mean, why the hell would Kurt go for a guy who's… vertically challenged? He's like 5'8". I bet Artie's taller than him.
His hair, oh, my God! He must be using more gel than Schuester! His style is mirrored to Kurt's- only more manlier- but he wears more bowties than anyone.
He's just like Berry, all short and hobbit-ish, not to mention those musical references. I bet he has dreams on going to New York and Broadway or something.
Though, I gotta admit, he is pretty good and his voice is amazing. And he's kinda cute- no girl can resist his charms, even me.
What am I talking about? He's like Frankenteen! But better than any of the guys. Santana, stop thinking about him! Plus, You like Brittany.
By the way, where is that blue-eyed, blonde-haired beauty?
"Britt-Britt, where are you?"