I would like to dedicate this story, to a wonderful person. A person, who helped me post this story. I would like to dedicate this story, to Poetic Nothingness, a wonderful person and someone who rocks very much.
THX POETIC NOTHINGNESS!!!
Sadie was walking along and she decided that her legs hurt like…. Like…. Something that hurts a lot, like a burning pizza, or a pizza burning. She saw Owen and slammed into him. They both bounced off eachother and accidentally KILL Heather. They didn't mean to. Heather came back to life and said bad stuff.
"I hate you I hate you just drop dead you fat dirty pieces of turd!" she screamed.
Then they all got whisked away to camp wawanakwa! Heather kicked Chris' shin, and he pushed her off the dock. Chris went over to Izzy and jiggled her butt cheeks. Izzy's poop finally came out and into Chris' mouth and out his ear. It TRIED to go up Courtney upstuck butt but it couldn't. "
"**** YOU IZZY!" She creamed.
"What?" exclaimed izzy, "how did you cream like that?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!"
Courtney kicked her head, and izzy retaliated by pulling courney's butt cheeks all the way to Alaska. There, her 'cheeks met Sarah Palin, Who took a turkey and kissed it's turd-covered butt. "I will name you turdy," she said to Turdy, Her new turkey. Turdy poooped in her face. Go turdy!
"omg I will kill you!" sed Heather
"what are you doing here?' asks Courtney, her head meeting her butt. "oh hello how do you do mr. and Mrs. Cheeks?" She asked her butt.
"oh we're fine. EXCEPT WE HAVE TO SMELL YOUR TUR-"
"OH SHUT UP YOU BIG FAT DUMB UGLY CHEEKS!"she screamd, "omg I am so sorry!
R&R LOL!!! XD