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My Armor Owns Your Ashtray
Chapter One: Perfectly in Havoc, No, Wait, Harmony
It was perfectly normal for such a reaction to occur. Yes, completely, absolutely, positively normal to think that a younger man was cute. Alright, maybe cute wasn't enough to describe him. Adorable, hot, and sexy go nicely along in there, too.
"—Havoc. Got it?" First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye asked, before slamming her hands on top of the spaced-out Second Lieutenant's desk, "Havoc! Are you listening to me?!"
"Y-yes, of course I am, why wouldn't I be?" the chain-smoker replied, trying his best to remove his eyes from the other blonde, young man's ass.
"Alright, I'll say this again, Alphonse needs a place to stay because he'd been sent back here not too long after regaining his own flesh, so, Ed has asked that you take care of him. Got it?" the stoic woman repeated. Honestly, couldn't the woman wait until he was done ogling—wait, backtrack there.
"Sure, that'd be okay, why wouldn't it?"
"Because, Lieutenant, you have a tendency to go out frequenting the local pubs almost every other day. Honestly, can you make sure you're sober while living with him?"
"Right, I promise I'll only get hammered once or twice a week—" Hawkeye had made sure he heard the cocking of her pistol, "—er, did I say week? I meant month…" the man said, doing his best to keep the First Lieutenant from putting any more holes in the wall. Or himself.
"So you're sure it'll be okay that Alphonse lives with you for anywhere from a week to three months?" she asked one last time.
"Yes, I'm sure. Very," Havoc purred absent-mindedly, as his gaze strayed back to the other blonde male.
"Good. And Havoc, make sure you sleep in different rooms, okay?" Hawkeye smirked before making her way towards the door.
"You just have to suck the fun out of everything, don't you?" Havoc called after her.
Shit, did I say that out loud?
On the second floor, in the hallway between the third and fourth rooms of Central's military headquarters, Riza Hawkeye literally laughed out loud.
So, here's the first chapter of this series of drabbles. Yes, it's short, but you'll live without a grand opening. Please Read and Review!