Dating Service
Chapter 1: Meet the Hosts
Pairings: Whatever you, the reviewers want!
Rating: T for now, but it might change to M, depending on the pairings!
Me: Hi, welcome to Hitch, the Naruto Dating service/reality show. I'm your host, Zoe.
Sakura: I'm the co host of this dating service Haruno Sakura!
Ino: Hey! I'm a co host too! My name is Yamanaka Ino.
Sakura: In this fic, you choose the pairings!
Ino: Yup, you can pick ANYONE. From Naruto to Orochimaru.
Me: But only if they're in the Naruto series.
Ino: So this is how it works…
Sakura: You review, and send us a pairing that you would like to see on a date, and then we show you the date. It's that simple.
Ino: Hey forehead girl, you stole my goddamn lines!
Sakura: Well I thought that I could say them better, Ino-Pig.
Ino: What did you say billboard brow?!
Me: Guys, stop fighting!
(Fighting in the background)
Me: So, you can pick anyone, and between you and me, you can pick Sakura or Ino to be in your pairings.
Ino&Sakura: WHAT??!!
Me: Sorry guys, but you are part of the cast.
Ino&Sakura: Fine, but we don't have to like it.
Ino: Anyways, we do all sorts of pairings, Yaoi like Sasunaru…
Sakura: Straight, like KibaHina…
Me: And Yuri, like SakuIno.
Ino&Sakura: WHAT??!!
Me: Just shut up. In case Ino and Sakura are picked or if just one is picked, our substitutions are….
Me: Gaara and Lee!
Sakura: I'm ok with Gaara, but LEE?
Gaara: Nice to know I'm wanted.
Lee: Sakura-chan! I thought you loved my youthful self!
Sakura: Zoe, I am soooo gonna kill you!
Ino&Me: (Laughs)
Me: So anyways, send in your pairings.
Sakura: We want to know who you pick so…
Ino: Review!
Sakura: Are you kidding me Ino-Pig? You just stole my lines!
Ino: Payback billboard brow! Muhahaha!
Me: Until next time!
Gaara: Don't forget to review!
Lee: Yosh!
Sakura: Get back here Ino-pig!
Ino: In your dreams.
So don't forget to review, or else this fic goes nowhere! And yes, I can do all the couples. So review. And remember, this fic could change to a M rating, Its up to you