Title: Masochists Are Crazy People

Genre: Humor/General

Rating: T

Pairing: KaguSaru (Kagura X Sarutobi)

Summary: Kagura gets bored with her life and decides that she's gay. That's when Sarutobi walks into the room completely naked. WEIRD SHOUJO AI AND OOC! KaguSaru. Please R & R!

'I've never been so bored in my life. Maybe I should become gay...'

That single thought that went through Kagura's head was going to result in creating a more interesting day. Gin walked into the room holding a bowl of strawberry ice cream and said, "Why the hell are you just lying around for? Get off your ass and move, woman! NOW!"

In an instant, Sadamaru leapt on top of poor Gin and began scratching at his face. "NO! NOOO! NOT MY ICE CREAM!!!" Gin shrieked as he tried to save his delicate desserts. Unfortunately, the bowl was knocked out of his hands and it fell to the ground.

"I think I might become a lesbian, Gin-chan. It's so boring that a change of a pace would be nice..." Kagura said as she pulled Sadamaru off of the poor crying samurai. In between fits of tears over his fallen ice cream, Gin exclaimed, "I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU DO RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!"

Suddenly, Sarutobi walked into the room, completely nude. As small driplets of water slid down the curves of her body, the entire room seemed to become very humid. After wiping away his nose bleed, Gin asked, "Uh...why the hell are you naked?"

"I'm trying to make you wanna fuck me, Gin-chan!" Sarutobi replied as she made an elaborate pose, causing Gin to lose so much blood that he fainted. Sarutobi sighed and muttered, "Damn, he always faints at that time..." Suddenly, she realized that Kagura was staring at her.

Sarutobi inched back and asked, "Why do you keep staring at me?"

"Your boobs...they're so big and round..." Kagura whispered, her eyes completely focused on the other girl's chest. Sarutobi blushed and exclaimed, "U-Um, thank you! No one's ever complimented my features-"

Kagura cut Sarutobi off by hitting her in the head with her umbrella. Now that Sarutobi was unconscious, Kagura smirked and thought, 'It's raping time!'

Meanwhile, Shinpachi was sitting in the kitchen, listening to all the ruckus. He slurped up the last of his ramen noddles and thought, 'Whatever the hell is going on in there, I don't wanna know...'