Disclaimer: I own nothing. Kishimoto owns everything (except for the things he doesn't own which doesn't include Naruto). asdflkh
Within the lands of the Shinobi, there lived a rouge band of ninjas. Siding with no one in particular, they sailed across the seas during peaceful times, causing confusion and general chaos.
Very few living beings knew of this groups' exsistence. Those who did often hired them for their services. This group would do anything from kidnappings to robberies to shipments, as long as they were reasonable and for the sake of humanity.
This evasive group was known worldwide as...
the legendary Pirate Ninjas.
"This is bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit."
Kakashi was angry. Very angry. No, he was fuming and about to rip off the head of anyone who dared come within a 3 foot radius of his personal space.
He reread, for the third time, the top section of his father's will.
Kakashi, in this letter, I will tell you of something that has been passed down for generations of the Hatake clan.
We are known for our adaptive nature on the battlefield and our raw power in the Shinobi arts. People see us as the dog-summoners. However, there is much more to our clan's history than most know of.
Something I will strive to restore. Our true past. This is my dream. Should I pass before it is complete, the duty will fall on your shoulders. Listen well, and learn the true way of our mighty family name.
"Kakashi, I'm sorry we failed to find this document before," Tsunade apologized.
The silver haired shinobi seemed to gain control of his raging emotions. "It's fine. Completely fine. I need some time to think," he grit out.
Teleporting away, he raced through the tall trees. Killing sprees won't do a thing. Don't kill don't kill don't kill.
Hours later, Kakashi calmly entered his apartment and began getting ready to confront his dead father.
"You're late!" came the outraged voices of Naruto and Sakura when their sensei showed up 2 hours later than his usual 3 hours after the supposed meeting time was called.
"Maa, I was—"
"Sorry sensei, don't wanna hear it," Naruto interrupted. "I could have been training with Jiriya."
Kakashi feigned hurt. His cute little students, growing tired of him? He curved his eye into his signature eye smile.
"Actually, I have a plan to bring Sasuke back." His immediately had his students' rapt attention.
"How Kakashi-sensei? Tell us!"
"Simple really. Pack your bags and meet me at the front gates in half an hour."
Without questioning him, him Naruto and and Sakura leapt away.
The jounin strolled towards the solitary grave near the Memorial Stone. "Father, I heard you. I will continue the Hatake clan legacy."
No one had dared question Kakashi during the mad dash towards the port from the Hidden Leaf, determination rolling off of him in waves. Finally, Naruto couldn't stand it.
"Where the hell are you taking us?"
"Out to sea." came the vauge answer.
"How's that gonna help with Sasuke?" asked Sakura.
"We'll become pirates."
Silence fell upon the group as two sets of eyes stared holes through the taller man's vest.
"So we're kidnapping him?" his slightly brighter pupil inquired.
"Since it's the only way."
"HELL YEAH! THAT BASTARD'S COMIN' WITH US!"
What even is this. Review if I should continue. This is complete crap, doesn't follow the original storyline at all, don't expect it to.