The Scientific Method
Five of Sherlock's Experiments and One of John's.
Subject: 39 year old male, 1.7 m, 68 k (10 st 1 lb)
1) Is it possible to undo subject's clothes using only one's teeth?
Hypothesis: Yes
Test: Oh, yes
Analysis: More difficult than expected due to subject's wriggling
Next Step: Try when subject restrained
2) Is it possible to remove subject's pajamas using only one's toes?
Hypothesis: Yes
Test: Of course
Analysis: More difficult than expected due to subject's erection
Next Step: Try again only faster
3) Is there a difference in taste when eating food off of one's lover's back?
Hypothesis: No
Test: Variety of sweet substances applied while subject asleep, tasted
Analysis: Distinct taste of salt in everything, flavors blended together due to subject waking up and moving about
Next Step: Try other foods, test effect of one's lover eating off of you.
4) Is it possible to make someone come without touching them?
Hypothesis: Yes
Test: Oh, God, yes.
Analysis: Test abandoned at crucial juncture
Next Step: Try again.
5) Is it possible for someone else to make you come without touching you?
Hypothesis: Probably
Test: Oh, please.
Analysis: Oh, oh, oh, John, please.
Next Step: Repeat experiment several times to chart endurance
+1)
How fast will a 34 year old male (1.82m, 62 k) come when restrained naked to the bedposts by his own ties in army tent knots?
Let's find out.