I killed Jeanne Benoit, because I'm awesome, which made Tony take the Rota, Spain job. He was struggling with the pain(of not being annoyed anymore)
There he met his new team, which consisted of Jason and Anton(you know the guys from Meet the DiNozzos) or as I like to call them: Asshole and the Meat.
I don't recall why Ziva showed up, but she did and she came in all awesome like and healed Tony's broken heart only to break his bed with her sexiness, it seemed like the TIVA thing to do, don't you just love that shit? I know I do.
A lot of people died, too. George RR Martin would've been proud of me. A lot of them by Jason, who moonlighted as a serial killer, but not a bad one, you know like Dexter Morgan, who later showed up and was killed by Jason. Yes, I went there and then had him knock up Debra Morgan to boot. Man, I'm cold, ain't I?
At one point Tony also got Ebola, because Tony wouldn't be Tony without a life threatening disease. He survived obviously, he was more afraid of Ziva...wouldn't you be?
Then they had a baby, then another, because one TIVA baby is never enough.
Oh yeah, there was also a chapter called Frankensperm.
I also recall Tony and Ziva having sex as they looked for a place to live together. Damn it, I should've had House Hunters International filming their search.
Again, sorry for not being able to find the original story.
And yes, Tony and Ziva are having amazing sex and happy as fuck in all of our mines.
The end.
PS...Zoe Keates sucks. Tony gave her a key after only what seemed like a month and don't get me started on him and her making plans to make bread together. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.