Azula Speaks Six Languages

By: Me, BitterSweetNightmare

For: Fun

Information about the story: What if there was no war, Jet was a servent was one of the Fire Nation servents, and Ozai showed off Azula, who has a crush on Jet, to Azulon when she turned fourteen istead of when she was eight or something like that. Plus a little Jetzula!

(Ozai and Azula kneel in front of Azulon, so Ozai can show off his daughter. While Prince Zuko and the servent Jet discussing who is hotter Azula or Ty Lee. Of corse Jet likes Azula and Zuko likes Ty Lee)

Ozai: My daughter, Azula here speaks five langauages
Azula: No I don't.
Ozai: (looks at her with confusion) Don't you?
Azula: No. (music starts)

I speak six languages

Ozai: (smiles and nodds) Oh, six.

Azula: Every language easy
Easy as the receipt for making Jello
I speak six languages
And I can say "Hello"
In at least seven more.

Ozai: She's also a firebending prodigy just like you father

Azula: To excel in the art of bending is not difficult if one has the temperament
Apparently.
I have the temperament.

Yes I can beat the best
So unfazed am I
As my life Unscrolls
Unamazed am I
I don't like to brag
And I won't 'cause I don't have to
But

I Speak Six Languages
I master firebending at age 8
And anything I do
I do without getting sore
I Speak Six Languages
And I like the boy next door
Though I like the servent Jet more

(Jet winks at Azula and he and his friend Prince Zuko decide to join in)

Jet and Zuko: Oooooooooooooo

I achieve my goals (Jet and Zuko: Aaaaaaaaaaah)
So unfazed am I
As my life unscrolls (Jet and Zuko: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah)
Unamazed am I
Azula, Jet, and Zuko: Winning is a job
Azula: And I get no real enjoyment (Jet and Zuko: And she gets no real enjoyment)
But

Je peux parler six langues Jet and Zuko: Ooooooooooo
Carda idio maes simple Jet and Zuko: Aaaaaaaaah
Jerro oh yo no reshipe no yesashesades Jet and Zuko: Sashades
Ja gavaru shetz yatzukim Jet and Zuko: Yatzukim
V'ani yodat shalom Jet and Zuko: Yodat shalom
Jet and Zuko: Im noch mindesterns sieben mehr!

Azula: I Speak Six Languages
I am sick and tired
Of always being the best
And the brightest
At every mass
Six lousy languages
And for my height I'm the lightest
Of the girls in my class.

Jet and Zuko: She knows six languages

Azula: Thats one (Jet and Zuko: She knows)

Azula: Thats two (Jet and Zuko: She knows)

Azula: Thats three (Jet and Zuko: She knows)

Azula: Thats four (Jet and Zuko: She knows)

Azula: Thats five (Jet and Zuko: She knows)

Azula, Jet, and Zuko: SIX!

(Azula and Jet then leaves fastly to make out in a closet, Azulon praises Ozai for raising a very talented daughter, and Zuko falls asleep because all that singing made him tired and is dreaming of Ty Lee)