Dr. Reid's just simply amazing.
His mouth glistening with perfect teeth.
He might want to have babies with Prentiss.
Yet we all know she needs to see a dentist.
Her nose comes to such a point,
Their kids will start smoking joints.
The most amazing thing about Reid
Is that all females want his seed.
This could be considered a blessing and a curse.
I hope he has pepper spray in his man-purse.
At 6'1" you need to give his puppy eyes a chance.
Sooner or later you'll want him in your pants.
He can be as angry as a bird or as sweet as a cupcake.
His virginity you'll simply want to take.
With an IQ of 187,
You'd like to go with him to heaven.
He may have a schizophrenic head
Yet you know you want him in bed.
His eyes, so deep and sincere
Brings the feeling of a breath in your ear.
He looks at you with such clarity
He surely wants your virginity.
He will obviously bring you happiness
With his 9 inch penis.
Who is this, this valiant steed?
Why, it's Spencer Reid.
Thanks for reading, this was all in good fun so tell me who I should write a poem about next and it can be about whoever you'd like, not just in Criminal Minds! :3