A story my friend and I created out of the randomness of our brains..
i do not own bleach but i do own the randomness of this story ;D
Somewhere in the outskirts of a town called So-N-So in a random club named Shaken not Stirred sat two familiar faces getting drunker and drunker by the minute.
Ichigo: do...You like Peanut butter…?
Renji: I likes Oranges…
Ichigo: Wat'cha Drinkin…
Renji: Screaming orgasm…u?
Ichigo: Sex on the beach.
Renji: We are drinking very girly drinks tonight
Ichigo: I dun care it tastes delicious.
Renji: Would u do yer numba one? …cuz like... I would.
Ichigo: huh..?
Just then a busty women walked through the door and seated herself next to the drunk Shinigami's
Rangiku: (in a manly voice) Sup' ladies
Renji: I AM 100% MAN…..
Ichigo: hey..We aint ladies..
Rangiku: (to bartender) I want a Blue lady…
Enter so-n-so
???: Pink Squirrel
Renji: AHHH TO GIRLY…
Ichigo: wut…
Yukichika: coming from the one drinking a Screaming Orgasm…
Renji: HEY…it tastes good… :D
Yukichika: Yeah…yeah it does.
Ichigo falls off stool and giggles like a girl.
Renji: he's turning ghey Dx
Ichigo: I is not ghey I is metro…
Yukichika: Le gasp…
Man! I feel like a woman.
Ichigo: (in a very ghey voice) OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG..! Mustdance! :D
Ichigo stumbles off to the dance floor
Random Person: Now there goes a ghey boy if I saw one…
A very drunken Renji speaks: Who the hell are U..
Nnoitra: n'un yer bees wax...
Urahara busted into the room and yelled: Gimme a Between the Sheets Bartender I'm feeling dirty...
Bartender: Best line outta the whole damn thing…