Chapter 1:The Reunion
All the SonicLand hedgehogs are holding a reunion.
Silver is there, and he falls in love with Amy.
Sonic: Hey Amy watch me run there!
(Runs off)
Amy: Oooooohhh!
Silver: Sigh! No fair! NNNNNNNYYYYYAAAAGGGHH!
(Kicks a can REALLY far)
(In the distance) OW!
Silver: Oops!
Silver runs off. Sonia,Shadow and Amy follow.
Silver: Oh Shmitt!
Amy: OH MY GOD! SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Shadow: HOLY (HOCKEY) PUCK!
Shadow looks down and sees the can.
Shadow: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!
(Kicks the can SO hard it goess AROUND the world!!)
The can comes back and hits Shadow on the back of the head.
Shadow: OW!!
(Looks at the floor)
Shadow: THAT CAN?!?!?
Then a guy from Mobian Drinks Co. World Records comes and records
Shadow's record.
Sonia: This can killed my brother!
(Kicks the can HARDER than Shadow did so it goes around the world TWICE!)
The can does the same thing to Sonia that it did to Shadow.
Sonia: OW!!
(Looks at the floor)
Sonia: The can again?!?
The Mobian Drinks guy comes back and records Sonia's record.
Sonia,Silver and Amy go back to the reunion.
Sonic: S-Shadow...tell...Amy...I...I...I
Shadow: WHAT SONIC? WHAT? WHAT?
Sonic: Tell Amy I lubragurb
Shadow:LUBRAGURB?!? WHAT KIND OF HELL KINDA WORD IS LUBRAGURB?!?
Shadow drags Sonic 20 miles to the nearest hospital.
Shadow: DOCTOR, THIS HEDGEHOG IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: REALLY?
Shadow: THAT FOX?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
Shadow runs back to the reunion.