Itachi is the Candy man:D
Itachi is the candy man. He delivers candy to all the little boys and girls.
One day, he went to a girl named Tayuya's house.
She asked,
"Hey mister candy man Itachi, when are you going to let me suck on your candy cane?"
He replied saying,
"Well little Tayuya dear, it depends *smirks* if you can take the hardness and juicy-ness of it."
"Oh you'll see *winks* only if you try."
"Oh? said the candy man, 'I'd love to find out *winks*."
[And the rest if up to the readers' dirty imaginations have fun]