EPOV
"What the hell?!"
"Emmett, watch your language." Esme said with a hint of frustration.
"Sorry Esme….What the hell?" Emmett yelled.
"Emmett!" Esme said.
Ugh, here we go again. Emmett is yelling, Esme correcting. Can't I ever get just one moment of silence? I was sitting there on the couch with Emmett watching a movie when Emmett, being Emmett, spontaneously decides to watch some old Super Bowl reruns. We had spent the last three days straight watching every game available. I don't know how he got all of them, but with it being Emmett that got them, I don't want to know.
"Oh, come on Brady! You have to have a better arm than that!!!" Emmett yelled. We were currently watching Super Bowl XLII. You know the one where the Giants beat the Patriots 17-14. Yeah, Emmett was for the Patriots. Apparently, he didn't know they were going to lose. His thoughts seemed even more deadly.
Ok, come on…we still got this. It's still good, we can still win. Freakin' Manning better be sacked soon or I'm gonna kill somebody.
"Ok, Emmett calm down. Haven't you seen this game before?" I asked.
"No, I haven't. Is that a problem, what's going to happen?" He started panicking. "I need to know, Edward. ALICE!"
Alice came down the stairs at human speed, pulling along Bella and Renesmee. She looked angry, probably the fact that she was in the middle of Bella/Nessie Barbie. Nessie and Bella both were dragged with down the stairs with their make-up and hair halfway done. My girls still looked beautiful.
"What, Emmett? What do you want now?" Alice fumed. "Don't you see I was in the middle of something?" She pointed towards Nessie and Bella.
"No, I didn't know you were in the middle of something little Miss-Sees-The-Future. I need to ask you who's gonna win this game!! I need to know!" Emmett said.
"Why do you need me when you can just fast forward to the end of the game and see for yourself?"
"But, but, ugh Alice. You're not helping!"
"Ok, well, Emmett, I'm going to leave you that and go back to playing Bella/ Nessie Barbie!" Alice danced out of the room with Bella and Nessie on her heels.
Jacob walked through the door just as the girls were headed out of the room. He jumped onto the couch and slouched back putting his feet on the table and looking like he was lounging in his own house.
"What is wrong with you people today? Feet off the furniture, Jacob!" Esme said.
"Sorry, Esme, what are you guys watching?" Jacob looked at the plasma screen and gasped like a little school girl. "Ah, Super Bowl XLII, that was a great game. Giants win 17-14."
"Ugh, I'm going to hurt you DOG!" Emmett lunged for Jacob, taking the couch down with them. They started wrestling inside the living room with the family gathering around to watch.
"BOYS!!! WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING ALL DAY!! WHY WON'T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME!!!?" Esme yelled to everyone, primarily Jacob and Emmett. They stopped fighting immediately and looked at Esme with apologetic faces.
"Sorry, Esme."