I know it's short. But it's funny!
Deidara snickered he made his way to Itachi's room. He smirked as Sasori followed him.
Sasori, on the other hand, was pouting. He didn't really want to do this, but with the option of seeing Itachi freak out, or not, he just had to see this… Whatever 'this' is…
Deidara knocked on Itachi's door, and he opened it. Kisame was inside as well, reading a novel with a fish on the cover. It read, "Finding Nemo."
"What do you want?" asked Itachi, a glare plastered on his face.
"I just wanted to tell you something." Said Deidara, smiling, "I'm a girl."
"…"
"…"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Kisame and Sasori fell on their knees, laughing till their sides hurt. Itachi's eye just was twitching, and Deidara just kept smiling.
"April Fools."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The other two continued to laugh. Itachi seemed relieved, which worried Deidara a little bit. "What's so relieving?"
"Well, I'm gay. And I like you."
"…"
"…"
"…"
They didn't laugh this time. They just kinda gawked at him. Deidara was turning a dark shade of magenta, and he looked like he would faint. Which he did.
"April Fools."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Sasori and Kisame laughed again. Itachi glared at them, throwing several shuriken their way, which they barley dodged.
The three awake members walked out, the Itachi the only one keeping their cool.
They just left Deidara on the ground…
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