A GIRL NAMED STEW
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Hawkeye Pierce felt the sweat of hot sex against his skin between him and Nurse Mary Stewver. She had only been assigned to the 4077 M.A.S.H. unit for a few weeks, and she had proven a very playful addition with her own ideas about what keeping company meant. As he lay next to her there was a moment when all that was around them did not matter.
"So what are you doing tomorrow night?" he asked.
There was a long silence where she just stared at the supply room ceiling.
"Mary..." he called softly.
She shook her head as if trying to bring herself back from somewhere far away. "I thought I told you to call me Stew, Hawkeye."
"So what are you doing tomorrow night Stew?" he asked again in his best Groucho Marx impersonation.
Mary shook her head with a laugh, "I'll be in Post Op for the late shift."
Hawkeye ran his fingers through her red-blond hair, "What about the night after that?"
She pulled him closer, "Here with you pretending that we're somewhere else."
"Sorry to wake everyone, but we have incoming."came the voice of Radar O'Reilly over the PA system and true to form it was only moments before they heard the sound of helicopters and buses driving into the compound.
"I guess we'll have to leave somewhere else a little abruptly tonight." Hawkeye said with a sad tone as he began looking for his pants.
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This is just a teaser. It is an attempt to write a Mary Sue that is in some way tasteful and a joke at the same time. Her name is a clear joke, if Johnny Cash can have a boy named Sue I can have a girl named Stu or Stew as the case may be. If you like my tease then you had better sound off because I may not write more.
Psappho