I do not own Bleach or Rudolph, the Red-Nose Reindeer, although I always thought the animated version would make a great pet. My apologies to Rudolph.
Renji, the red-haired reaper,
Had a shiny Zanpakutou;
But if you ever saw it,
You would know its power was low.
All of the other reapers
Used to call their swords by name;
They never let poor Renji
Join in any reaper games.
Then a challenge came one day,
Byakuya made a taunt,
"Renji, with your hair so bright,
Won't you be Bankai-ed tonight?"
Then all the reapers coached him,
Jyuu, Shiro, and 'Pachi,
"Renji, the red-haired reaper,
Tonight's the night you'll beat Kuchiki."