It was an average day in a sleepy little mountain town. The weather was barely warm and was accompanied by a slight brisk wind. In this little town was a beige colored house with three windows on the front and a brown wooden door. Standing in front of this house were a young man and woman. The young man wore an orange hoodie with black pants and for some strange reason he also wore sandals in the cold weather. He had spiky bright blonde hair and blue eyes. On each of his cheeks were three whisker marks which gave him a slightly feral look.
The young man had a large smile on his face while his right arm was resting on the shoulders of a beautiful young woman. She wore a white blouse that barely managed to button up to the middle of her massive… assets. The woman also wore a black pair of pants that clung tightly to her legs while her feet were also clad in sandals. She had raven black hair that was put up into a ponytail with the leftover hair reaching down to touch the small of her back. Her eyes were black as coal yet they had a happy look to them as she stared at the young man besides her.
Both of the couple stood and watched as burly men in white shirts and blue overalls moved furniture into the house for both of them. Behind them a white van with the words 'Stan's Moving Van' were bolded in black on the sides.
"Well Satsuki, what do you think of the house?" The blond asked Satsuki.
"I think that it will fulfill our needs Naruto." Satsuki replied.
"You could just say that you like it." Naruto said while rubbing the back of his head with his left hand. Satsuki smiled.
"But then it wouldn't have been as fun." Satsuki replied before leaning into Naruto's side. Naruto chuckled at this. A few years before this moment both of these two would have been at each other's throats with either a Rasengan or a Chidori respectively. Now though, both of them were perfectly content with being in each other's arms.
When the movers had finished the head mover, a man with gray balding hair came up to the couple while the other movers went into their van. "Well Mister Uzermaki, we got everything in the house. Please call us again if you need our help." The man finish while trying hard to not leer at Satsuki's breasts much to her annoyance.
"It's Uzumaki." Naruto stated with slight anger.
"Whatever." The man said as he walked over to the driver's side of the van and hopped in. The van started up soon after and before the man took off in the van he rolled down the van's window. "Also, you got nice tits." He stated to Satsuki much to her shock and took off before Naruto or Satsuki could retaliate.
"Bastard." Naruto said in an angry tone.
"Leave it alone Naruto, let's just get inside, I'm tired." Satsuki stated to Naruto and took his hand off her shoulder and held it in hers before she pulled him towards the house's opened door.
Before they managed to enter the building a voice called out from behind them. "Hey there, neighbors!" A deep voice called out. Both Naruto and Satsuki stopped and turned to see a portly black man in a red shirt and blue jeans with brown shoes. What really made him stand out was the tall white chef's hat atop his head.
"Hey there." Naruto replied.
"So did you both just move here?" The man asked.
"Yes." Satsuki stated.
"Well then let me welcome you both to South Park. My name is Chef; I work down at the elementary school here." Chef said to both of them.
"Well my name is Naruto and this is Satsuki." Naruto said while holding his hand out which Chef took and shook.
"So we were wondering, do you know if there are any jobs available because we wanted to start working right away." Naruto asked. Chef thought it over for a few seconds.
"Well, there is an opening for a librarian at the school right now; you should probably check that out if you want. There was also an opening at a nearby Hooters, but I don't know if you would want that. You should check around town to see if there is anything else." Chef replied.
"We'll be sure to do that. See you again Chef." Naruto said before he and Satsuki turned around and went into their house and closed the door behind them. The young couple went to the new red couch and sat down. "You know where the remote for the television is?" Naruto asked as he checked the couch cushions. Satsuki smiled at this as she sat on the couch with her left leg crossed over her right. She sighed as Naruto was still checking the cushions of the couch while on the television in front of them lay the remote.
Satsuki then closed her onyx eyes before opening them to reveal her right eye with a red star in the center while her left eye became purpled with a rippled pattern which on two of the inner circles were three tomoe. "Bansho Ten'in." Satsuki said with her hand outstretched. The remote suddenly floated off the TV and into her hand. Satsuki's eyes transformed back into her normal onyx eyes.
"I have the remote Naruto." Satsuki said to Naruto. Naruto who had torn off one of the couch cushions looked over to Satsuki and grinned before he rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Well, guess it wasn't inside the couch." Naruto said. Satsuki smirked and patted the couch cushion next to her. Naruto took the hint and sat down next to her. Satsuki turned the TV on to reveal the news.
On the news a blonde man in a brown suit with a red tie stood before the camera. "Well Tom, today in South Park there is absolutely no news and this is a complete waste of time, back to you Tom." The reporter said to the camera. The camera then flicked over to a man in a blue suit with brown combed hair and a mustache.
"Well then, if that is all, I would say that today is a very boring day in South-" The man was cut off as Satsuki flipped the channel to two blocky looking men, one had black hair and wore a red shirt with a black T on it while the other had blonde hair and wore a blue shirt with a black P on the front. Both had black pants on.
"So what do you think about the weather today Terrance." The blonde one said which weirdly made his head flop up and down. Terrance jumped into the air and farted.
"It's windy!" He replied. Both of them started to laugh until Satsuki changed the channel.
"Hey, that was kind of funny." Naruto said to Satsuki.
"It also is trash television. Watch it on your time, when we're together we are watching something that isn't just idiotic." The next channel that was turned on starred a large man in a black shirt and glasses with black leather boots, gloves, and jacket was riding a motorcycle with a gun in one hand being fired at a truck.
"Wanna watch this then?" Naruto asked. Satsuki rolled her eyes before she set the remote down and leaned into Naruto's shoulder.
Fifteen days before this moment Naruto and Satsuki stood before each other in the remains of a waterfall. Naruto wore a torn up orange and black jacket along with orange pants and black sandals. Across from him Satsuki stood breathing heavily. Her hair was undone from its usual ponytail into straight tresses that nearly covered her eyes. She wore a pair of black tight pants that connected to her sandals. The white jacket that she wore was torn up and was partially unzipped to reveal cleavage.
"So I guess this is it." Satsuki said with a frown.
"I don't want to fight you. Can't you just stop this and come back to the village with me!" Naruto shouted to her.
"No, because I'm doing all of this to make the world a better place." Satsuki said before running at Naruto with her hand glowing with electricity. Naruto in reply held out his hand and formed a spiraling blue sphere. Naruto ran at the young woman before him and both clashed their attacks which created a white sphere that surrounded both of them. When the white sphere faded, Naruto was on the ground with Satsuki standing over him.
"I'm sorry Naruto but I will make this world better for everyone. Now begone." With that a black vortex swirled into life a few feet behind him. It grew every few second until it was large than the waterfall that the two teens had been fighting in. "Do you have any last words?" Satsuki asked with her hair covering her eyes.
"Satsuki, there is…" Naruto said as he mumbled the rest.
"What was that?" She asked.
"Iloveyou." He said quickly.
"What?"
"I love you!" Naruto screamed out. "I always have." Naruto shouted out much to Satsuki's shock. "Please, could you please at least tell me before I go if you lo-" Naruto was cut off when Satsuki crashed her lips onto his. When Satsuki lifted her lips off of of his, Naruto saw tears coming down her eyes.
"Why are you crying?" Naruto asked.
"It's because I'm so sorry." Satsuki said before kissing Naruto again. Both felt themselves being dragged towards the portal that Satsuki had opened. Satsuki and Naruto separated their lips and looked at the portal.
"Can you close this?" Naruto asked as he looked at the girl on top of him.
"No, I used up all my chakra to create it." Satsuki said in sadness. Above them both the miniature moons that contained the tailed beasts were being dragged into the portal with them.
"What do we do then?" Naruto asked.
"We'll stay together." Satsuki said before she and Naruto kissed once more as the portal sucked both them and the moons in. An hour later and two people arrived at the battlefield. Both wore the same uniform which consisted of a green flak jacket with a red spiral on the back. They both also wore navy blue long sleeved shirts and pants along with sandals. One was an older man with gray gravity defying hair and tired eyes. The left side of his face had a scar that went down his eye. His face was covered by a mask.
"They aren't here." The man said with sadness.
"No, we have to keep looking!" The woman standing next to him shouted. She had pink hair and emerald green eyes. The man next to her just grabbed her shoulder and turned her to face him.
"Sakura, both of them are gone. But that does not mean that they will be forgotten." The man stated.
"But Kakashi sensei, they could still be here buried under the rubble." Sakura said with a fading sureness.
"Sakura, it's time to go home." Kakashi replied. Sakura grabbed her teacher in a hug and cried. Kakashi left his arms limp for a moment unsure of what to do, but he decided to wrap his arms around his crying student to comfort her.
Years later the Elemental Nations had statues of both Naruto and Satsuki made in the location of their final battle. Peace lasted throughout Sakura's lifetime and when she died, she did it with a smile. But enough about this place, lets go to where our story is.
In another dimension Naruto and Satsuki were embracing one another while the small moons orbiting them broke open to reveal nine creatures with a growing amount of tails starting with one and ending with nine. The creature with nine tails was a massive fox that nodded at Naruto before he and the other nine beasts turned into red chakra and entered into Naruto's stomach.
Naruto looked back to Satsuki and smiled. "Well, guess they all decided to stay with me for a while."
"So what now?" Satsuki asked.
"Guess we wait to hit the end of this portal." Naruto replied.
"So Naruto, what did you mean when you said that you always loved me?" Satsuki asked with a smile.
"Well when I first met you, I felt an attraction to you that I never felt for anyone before. To me it was a dream come true when you and I were put on the same team."
"But what about when you kept on asking Sakura out for a date everyday?" Satsuki asked with a frown.
"I thought that you would never want to go out with someone like me, so I asked Sakura out instead." Naruto replied while looking away from Satsuki's. Satsuki grabbed Naruto's chin and turned him to look at her.
"Thank you for telling me that. And let me tell you that right now, I would have said yes." She said with a smirk before kissing Naruto again. Then a bright light shined in front of both of them.
When Naruto and Satsuki separated they found themselves in a large mountainous forest with a light amount of snow on the ground. The teens both stood up and looked around the area.
"So where do you think we are?" Naruto asked. Satsuki shrugged. Then above them a droning noise filled the sky. Naruto and Satsuki due to being in high alert got into combat positions. Then in the sky a white plane flew in the air and right past them. The teens dropped their guards and laughed.
"Well that was anticlimactic." Naruto stated.
"Yes. Now let's go find out where we are." Satsuki stated as she began walking until she started to fall to the ground, Naruto caught her before her face hit the ground.
"You okay?" Naruto asked with concern.
"I'm almost out of chakra; I don't think I can really walk." She replied.
"Then I'll just have to carry you." Naruto said before he picked Satsuki up in a bridal carry much to her embarrassment.
"Now hold on." Naruto exclaimed as he jumped into the air. When Satsuki looked up she saw the moon frame Naruto's face. Naruto landed on top of a tree and closed his eyes. He opened them and looked down at Satsuki.
"Found where there are people, now we just need to rest for a bit and we then we can enter the town. Naruto jumped down from the top of the tree and landed on the grassy floor. Naruto then set Satsuki with her back to the tree trunk. He then slammed his hands into the ground and coral sprouted up from the ground above the two teens to create a makeshift tent.
Naruto walked over to Satsuki and sat down next to her. Both of them snuggled up next to each other in order to keep warm before they both eventually closed their eyes and fell into a blissful sleep.
When both awoke they found themselves with their arms wrapped around each other. Naruto just looked at Satsuki with a smile.
"So what do you want to do?" Naruto asked. Satsuki thought about this for a minute and looked down at her ragged clothes.
"Well first we should get some new clothes. These rags won't hold together for much longer." She stated while pulling at the zipper of her jacket in an effort to close the jacket. All that she managed was to get a broken zipper which she threw away. Then she heard Naruto's stomach grumble. "But first we should feed that belly of yours." She said while poking his stomach for emphasis.
"Well, we should go to that town if we want to get some food. But we first need to get some currency. I'll make it for us; all you need to do is steal so of the currency of this area." Satsuki stated to Naruto.
"Alright, I'll be back in ten minutes." Naruto said before he got up and left the coral tent they were in. Naruto then jumped off and disappeared before Satsuki. In a little under five minutes Naruto returned with a couple of green pieces of paper. They had many writings on it as well as the picture of a bearded man's face on the front.
"Time to get to work." She said as she got out of the tent. Her eyes then transformed and she took the piece of paper from Naruto's hands and used her Rinnegan to create a stack of money for them to work with. When Satsuki had finished she deactivated her Rinnegan and Sharingan leaving her eyes as onyx orbs.
"Well then, let's go find a place for new clothes." Naruto said to Satsuki. She nodded in reply and both of them jumped off into the trees together towards the town that was near them.
When they made it to the town they decided to walk the rest of the way in order to not draw any attention, not that it did them any good. While Satsuki walked with Naruto she was leered at repeatedly by most of the males in the town who either gave her ogled her body or her large breasts. Naruto on the other hand attracted attention due to his orange clothes and the fact that he wearing an unzipped orange jacket that revealed his abs underneath much to the pleasure of the female audience who were watching him.
"This feels really weird right now." Naruto stated.
"What do you mean?" Satsuki asked.
"I mean that all these people staring at us just feels kinda creepy." Naruto slightly shivered at this.
"Just ignore them. All we need to do is get in and out of this town." Satsuki stopped talking when across the street a group of men in blue uniforms busted into a building while being led by a redhead with a mustache. There were a few gunshots that erupted from the building before the police all emerged with a black man in his pajamas.
"That'll show you for selling drugs to kids." The redhead stated
"What are you talking about, I'm completely innocent!" The man shouted.
"Tell that to the judge." The redhead responded before leading the man to a car and throwing him inside. Naruto and Satsuki looked at one another in confusion before they continued to walk. They were passed by a group of four boy who were for some reason yelling at each other. One of the kids who was really fat screamed at another kid in a green hat and orange jacket that he was a "Stupid jew!" The kid in response shouted at the fat kid.
"Shut up you fucking fatass!" Naruto and Satsuki quickly passed the two and continued with their search. They eventually after ten minutes and asking directions, found a clothing shop which they both entered. Naruto and Satsuki separated from each other and looked at the clothing available. When they reconvened Naruto saw Satsuki messing with the buttons on her blouse in order to make it button up over her cheast. Naruto when witnessing this started to chuckle. Satsuki looked up at Naruto with a glare.
"Don't you dare say anything." She growled out. Naruto held his hands out in a placating manner.
"Okay, okay. Not a word. Still, couldn't you find anything else?" He replied with another chuckle.
"Nothing else could fit me." She replied. Naruto couldn't help it anymore and let out a large laugh until Satsuki hit him in the back of the head.
"Let's just get out of here." Satsuki replied before the both went up to the sales counter and paid for their new clothes.
When they exited the store they both began walking down the block deciding on their next move. That was until the four kids they saw from earlier passed by them again. Then suddenly from out of nowhere a car came barreling down the street and swerved into the kid who was wearing and orange parka which crushed his body against the building wall that they were next to.
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" A kid in a blue wool hat and brown jacket exclaimed.
"You bastard!" The kid in the green hat and orange jacket shouted.
"Naruto and Satsuki on the other hand just stared at the scene with their jaws dropped wide open.
Well, here we go again. And this time it's in the cracktastic world of South Park. Enjoy.