"I have an important announcement to make." Master Hand sad to all of the Smashers.
"Well, get on with it already." Mario groaned as he just wanted to do a BLJ.
Master Hand curled himself up as he sighed. "I... am a clone. The real version of me died a long time ago."
There was awkward silence within the crowd as no one was able to comprehend how there could be so many versions of Master Hand.