Title: Height
Rating: PG
Pairing: A little Hoagie and Wally
Disclaimer: I do not own the KND.
Author's Note: …I heard the lame pun.. through Auto. I hope you're happy Nella.
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Height. Oh, how he hated whatever it was that made, first the girls spurt upwards during elementary school and then what foul hormone that made the boys do the same in highschool. In fact, they now managed to tower over the previously gigantic girls (a sweet victory on their part).
With one exception.
Himself.
Sure, he grew some. One can't stay the same size as one was when they were ten years old for the entirety of their lives. At least he hoped not.
Fact was he was the shortest kid in class… Sure. Size isn't everything. That's a big, fat lie some six footer concocted..and if he ever got his hands on him, oh boy.
He was tempted by the idea of a mohawk choice of hairstyle for the mere fact that it could add another five inches or so (..with the help of a heck of a lot of gel).
Yess…he could see it all now, being carded until he was well into his twenties…thirties…forever. AGH.
An elbow rested lightly on top of his head.
"You're being awfully quiet Wally. Did you fall asleep with your eyes open?"
With a groan the shorter boy swatted irritably at the intrusive elbow. "Leave off, I'm thinking."
A grin stretched across the other's face.
"Sure you are. And I'm really pregnant, that's why I'm interrupting your mental processes."
Maybe he should have tried to be overweight when he was younger… Bulk had certainly paid off for Hoagie. And no, Wallabee will never admit to simply having shrimpy genes or the possible negative effects of refusing his veggies.
"Right, good luck explaining that one to Tommy. I'm sure he's going to blow a casket about being an uncle."
"And you'll be a wonderful father."
"…"
Cheeky grin.
"That's not how it works."
"We could get started on it."
"I am not having a one night stand with you."
"I was thinking more of a one night lay."
"..no thanks."
"Don't you get it? Lay!"
"…Just go get preggers with Nigel or something."
Fin