Road Trip to Planet Insanity!
A/N: Ok, all I'm saying is that sleepovers at 11:00 at night can be hazerdous to people's sanity. ...not like I had any sanity to begin with. As a matter of fact, my two other authors (Jedimon and E.T.) didn't either. Please ignore the fact that we had too much sugar before writing this fic.
One day, three insane girls went on a very spontaneous road trip. They decided to go to Planet Insanity to visit some of their alien cousins. They all boarded the starship, (which none of them knew how to fly), and began singing and randomly pushing puttons. Efad (the genius of the group), while pushing buttons and singing the 'Lifeforms' song, accidentally pushed the ludicrous speed button!
Then E.T. saved the day by pushing the stop button. Everyone flew forward because they hadn't fastened their seatbelts and smacked into the viewscreen, then gasped at what they saw...which was very close, since they were all plastered to the screen. The earth shone on the screen, and as Kate unstuck herself and maximized the shot, they saw four short people following a rougish character.
Then they suddenly noticed that the planet was extremely close, so close that, BAM, they crashed into it killing... about twenty or thirty random evil critters. The three insane girls climbed out of the wreckage of their ship only to discover what was left of another ship with seven people in strange looking uniforms standing behind it. After everyone realized that "Genius Efad" had left the 'Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring' VHS in the VCR, Kate asked, "Who are y'all?"
Then one person with an important looking uniform said "I'm, um...what's my line?"
"Your line is 'my name is Captain Kirk', Jim."
"Thank you, Spock...as I was saying -- well, never mind you get the idea."
Then a lady with long fingernails said "Welcome to...the planet *******." (the name is inpronouncable by humans) Spock pulled out a tricorder and scanned the three insane girls. Then they sang, "It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain!"
"Heh," Efad chuckled, "Star Trek: The Musical...I see a future of fans ahead." "Yeah," put in E.T., "OOOOOOOOOO-KLA-HO-MA, WHERE THE WIND FREELY THROUGH THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "AS we were saying..." interupted Kate.
"Oh no," Spock said with no emotion as usual, "We're under attack." Suddenly....the Klingons, stormtroopers and random Orcs ambushed them! Everyone screamed, and ran behind the Enterprise. Wesley jumped out of a multidimentional rift and shouted "YOINK!" causing everyone in hiding to scream...while Efad clinged to Wes in "fear" (^_~)
After the FINALLY unglued Wesely and Efad, Kate turned around and ran smack into Chekov. Kirk shouted into his communicator walkie-talkie thing, "Scotty, beam me up!" but recieved no response. Then he realized that Scotty was standing behind him. "Oh..." E.T. fainted from Kirk's obliviousness. Efad shook her head and muttered something about rabid bean burritos. About this time Bones came over and said "I hate to break up this party, but how are we going to get home?"
"I know," Efad began, "If I can perchance fix the Enterprise with some minor assistance, we could warp back and get to Planet Insanity! Now gimmie my cookie!"
"Ok," said E.T., "Can we have a couple of extra passengers?"
"As long as they aren't Orcs or Klingons," Kate muttered. Finally the Enterprise took off out of orbit from the planet *********, but before they left E.T. stuck her head out the window and said "To Insanity and beyond!" Then suddenly...Efad said "Narf!" and everyone lived happily ever after.
How else did you expect this to end? ^_^;
A/N: Ok, all I'm saying is that sleepovers at 11:00 at night can be hazerdous to people's sanity. ...not like I had any sanity to begin with. As a matter of fact, my two other authors (Jedimon and E.T.) didn't either. Please ignore the fact that we had too much sugar before writing this fic.
One day, three insane girls went on a very spontaneous road trip. They decided to go to Planet Insanity to visit some of their alien cousins. They all boarded the starship, (which none of them knew how to fly), and began singing and randomly pushing puttons. Efad (the genius of the group), while pushing buttons and singing the 'Lifeforms' song, accidentally pushed the ludicrous speed button!
Then E.T. saved the day by pushing the stop button. Everyone flew forward because they hadn't fastened their seatbelts and smacked into the viewscreen, then gasped at what they saw...which was very close, since they were all plastered to the screen. The earth shone on the screen, and as Kate unstuck herself and maximized the shot, they saw four short people following a rougish character.
Then they suddenly noticed that the planet was extremely close, so close that, BAM, they crashed into it killing... about twenty or thirty random evil critters. The three insane girls climbed out of the wreckage of their ship only to discover what was left of another ship with seven people in strange looking uniforms standing behind it. After everyone realized that "Genius Efad" had left the 'Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring' VHS in the VCR, Kate asked, "Who are y'all?"
Then one person with an important looking uniform said "I'm, um...what's my line?"
"Your line is 'my name is Captain Kirk', Jim."
"Thank you, Spock...as I was saying -- well, never mind you get the idea."
Then a lady with long fingernails said "Welcome to...the planet *******." (the name is inpronouncable by humans) Spock pulled out a tricorder and scanned the three insane girls. Then they sang, "It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain!"
"Heh," Efad chuckled, "Star Trek: The Musical...I see a future of fans ahead." "Yeah," put in E.T., "OOOOOOOOOO-KLA-HO-MA, WHERE THE WIND FREELY THROUGH THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "AS we were saying..." interupted Kate.
"Oh no," Spock said with no emotion as usual, "We're under attack." Suddenly....the Klingons, stormtroopers and random Orcs ambushed them! Everyone screamed, and ran behind the Enterprise. Wesley jumped out of a multidimentional rift and shouted "YOINK!" causing everyone in hiding to scream...while Efad clinged to Wes in "fear" (^_~)
After the FINALLY unglued Wesely and Efad, Kate turned around and ran smack into Chekov. Kirk shouted into his communicator walkie-talkie thing, "Scotty, beam me up!" but recieved no response. Then he realized that Scotty was standing behind him. "Oh..." E.T. fainted from Kirk's obliviousness. Efad shook her head and muttered something about rabid bean burritos. About this time Bones came over and said "I hate to break up this party, but how are we going to get home?"
"I know," Efad began, "If I can perchance fix the Enterprise with some minor assistance, we could warp back and get to Planet Insanity! Now gimmie my cookie!"
"Ok," said E.T., "Can we have a couple of extra passengers?"
"As long as they aren't Orcs or Klingons," Kate muttered. Finally the Enterprise took off out of orbit from the planet *********, but before they left E.T. stuck her head out the window and said "To Insanity and beyond!" Then suddenly...Efad said "Narf!" and everyone lived happily ever after.
How else did you expect this to end? ^_^;