ROSE: JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING AFTER READING " I HATE THE DIGI-DESTAINS"
WHAT i HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ( ANGEWOMON POV)
Okay, so many of you have crazy ideas about me!
First of all, wizardmon my boyfriend?! Pulez! He's more of a brother that protects and sacrifices!
And that whole think with me in love with lady devimon?! Sheesh! Just because digimon have no gender doesn't mean you can just whup me around with some bitch! I'd use her for a scratching pole as gatomon if I could! But nnnooooooo! Gennai would n't let me!
I hate lady devimon almost more then I hate myotismon! And don't even get me started on those fanfictions about me loving him! It was the most horrible, blood wrenching, disturb ingest story ever! And just when he was about to destroy Hikari, he makes a joke! A joke! That he stole from "the wizard of oz"!
Plus, it took us 2 whole seasons just to finally defeat that over grown bat! he just doesn't know when to give up! and what's wrong with his lip-color?! did he drink to much grape juice? does he secretly use lip balm? and if you think i'm crazy, you should see all those pictures of him sleeping with a pink blanky, holding a monzemon bear and sucking his thumb in his sleep, when he found out i was black mailing him, i had him under control for 3 months! best moments of my 9 lives!
Oh and don't think I'm done just yet! Angemon! Just because we're practically twins doesn't mean he has to make me love him! I'm practically older then him! And when ever he's patamon and I'm gatomon, he would always ask the same darn question: "how are human babies made?" and it was disturbing enough finding that out myself! Shut up stupid pigbat!
And the digidestine? Every one of them just plain annoying! Takeru practically carries a bag full of bricks, Yamato uses way too much hair gel, Taichi's hair is practically made of hedgehog quills, if he was anyhow dyed blue, he could pass on for sonic the hedgehog! And that's just the start!
Everyday, i have to deal with my hair ( or tail) being pulled by someone and making sure it isn't ruined! do you know how hard it is to find products in the digi-world? and hikari wouldn't let me use hers. then there's that pigbat flirting with me and then there's veemon and davis! veemon's such a numbskull and flirts with me even more then angemon or patamon, at least patamon respects me, same with angemon. and davis just thinks he can just flirt with Hikari?! in your dreams doodie-head! you're not getting my tamer that easily! i rather prefere takeru, cause he acually cares!
Man am i hungry! i could really use some fish pudding! better eat that in private or gomamon will have my fur! oh yah! what kind of an attack is called flying fishes? he should have called it gatomon's buffet table, cause those fish are delicious!
Anyway, looks like my time is up! time for me to turn back to gatomon!
ROSE: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? PLEASE REVIEW!