(Note to reader: just random thoughts while I try to find thoughts to write a real story.

Disclamer: I own none of the people exxpect for the tall friend, myself! the purple man and the fat man...don't ask...

Warning: reading this story may cause the rotting and or mind eatting self. Proceed with castion.)

"Ballhhhh……my minds rotting itself out…where are you story on…hit me baby! I need action! Drama! Humor…something…I'll even take a day time soap at this point…."

Many momments pass and nothing in still within the mind.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………………..why can't I think of anything! I wish my mind would open up!"

A small puffy dragon floats over head. "What the hell? "I continue to poke at the dragon when its daddy comes "Grrr…your wish shall be granted." I look on in astonishment. "eh…alrighty then…"

Just then both dragons leave and the Great Saya-man drops on top of my monitor! He cries, "Justice shall prevail!" I point out the window, "go find justice out there, I'm trying to write here…" The great Saya-man leaps out the window and cartwheels all the way down the road to my friend's house where he is induced to high flames and mighty burns. I laugh to myself, "Serves him right, now back to ideas…"

I ponder once more when Vegeta flees out of my closet. "Where did he go?"

I look at the Sayain price and blink my eyes a few times. "Eh…did I just miss something here?"

Vegeta continues on yelling, "That small purple abomination attacked me!...well…he humped my leg….but still! A attack all the same!" Just then a small purple man wearing only the tightest pair of silver spandex sits atop Vegeta's head and squeals, "AHHHHH! I'm safe from Bubba here!" Vegeta commences to pummling the purple freak into a pile of purple goo then leaves.

I stare blankly at the goo and look back at my computer screen. "Now maybe I can get my ideas to work."

However, The great Saya-man returns charred. "Justice shall prevail!" I point back out the window where he once more starts to cartwheel down the road, and once again…fire. "I have no clue why I do that…wait…I'm trying to write here…I need to concentrate on this!"

I close my eyes for a moment trying to gather my thoughts when I feel something fluffy on my head. "What now!" I reach my hand up but feel nothing. "What?" I close my eyes once more and try to think, however I feel the fluffiness once more. "Gah! What is going on?" I reach up and once again…feel nothing. I look up and see nothing. I look back at my computer screen, but see nothing but blue.

"Puu!" I jolt back and see the fluffy blue thing with black hair flying by its ears. "I am so not drinking sweet tea, eating BBQ ribs with mayonnaise and Dill Pickles again before writing…"

I close my eyes, hoping that it would be gone when I open my eyes. As soon as my eyes close I feel something soft brush across the back of my head. I grow irritated and swing my hand back to grab the blue freak and toss it out the window. My hand grabs hold of something soft alright, but…it wasn't Puu. "You perv!" I turn just in time to see me with a hand full of Kayko's breast. "Oh hell!"

I feel a full slap across my face as I am spun from my chair and onto the floor. Kayko grabs hold of Puu and rushes out the door crying, "Yuskie!" I sit partly up rubbing my face, "wow…" I close my eyes and pull myself to my feet and look at my hand, "…who would have thought that her breast was so soft…" I blush at the thought and shake my head, slapping myself and sitting down.

Just as I sit back at my seat I hear, "Shot gun!" I duck my head under my desk while cursing multiple cuss words. I glare up at an angry Yuskie Yurramesi. "Son of a!" I was cut off by his finger stuck in my mouth. "You basterd! Say another word and I swear!"

Just then my tall friend walks in the door. "yo man…" He cuts himself off seeing Yuskie. He turns and starts to leave again, "Shit!"

Yuskie turns away from me and chases after the tall friend of mine. I wipe my forehead and sit down in what was left of my computer chair. I go to place my hands on the keyboard to notice…my computer…was fried!

"Shit!" I slam my head down on the desk.

I hear my window creek and hear, "Justice shall prevail!" I point out the window. "I shall not fall for your evil tricks evil doer! I scowl at him and point to the closet, "Fine, a great evil lurks in there." The Great Saya-man opens the door to see a large flab of skin fall out. It appeared to be attached to something on the inside. The Great Saya-man picked up the skin and peered at it questionably only to have it wrapped about him and sucked inside. "Un huh!" A gruff sounded cry came from the closet and then all was quite.

I walk over to my bed and lie down, wanting this horrible dream to end. "To hell with writing…I'm going to sleep."

I close my eyes, hoping that all will be over and done come morning.

(Tadah! Welcome to the confinds that are the mindless! Yes...typos are here...there are typos coming out the wazoo here...and trust me...that is a lot of typos! but, this is all for fun and games...not to be taken serious...and trust me...if you have read this far, you know by now that this isn't serious. RR if you please!)