This story will have a lot of violence later on, so I'm warning you all now. If you don't like blood, death, killing sprees, dismemberment, maniacal laughter, I think you get the point, DO NOT READ THIS. Also I'm not too sure about the rating I'm putting it on T for now but I might change it to be safe. Another thing, I haven't finished a single story so I'm determined to finish this one even if everyone on this site hates it.
Disclaimer: I do not own IZ or any of its characters.
Somewhere out in space:
"munch, munch, munch" "crunch, chhk, buuuurrrrppp" Tallest Red and Purple were stuffing their faces full of snack foods, crumbs and bits of uneaten food flying everywhere. "You there!" Tallest Red shouted at a guard "Bring me more donuts!" "And some more soda, buurrrpp!" added Tallest Purple. The guard obediently went off to bring the Tallest's requested food. "Sirs incoming transmission from earth." Said an Irken sitting in a chair. "Oh great, Zim again." Red moaned. "Patch him through let's just get this over with." Purple said.
A large screen dropped from the ceiling filled with static, then Zim's face popped up. "Greetings my Tallest it is I Zim here to give you my report." He said. "Yeah, yeah come on get on with it." Red said impatiently. "Very well," Zim cleared his throat "The mission is going splendidly. Right now I am experimenting on some of Earth's other native creatures trying to create that will hunt and eat the filthy humans." He told them. As Zim was speaking GIR walked into the background followed by a large, fat, white, reptilian looking creature. Red and Purple glanced at each other then looked back. "My latest experiment is a fat, white creature who's appetite is greater than a Zorfnot's." Zim explained as Gir was throwing grapes in the air and cheering as the monster caught them.
"Uh, do you mean the one that's behind you?" Purple asked pointing at the beast. "Huh? Gasp, Gir I told you not to let that out of its cage!" Zim yelled turning around. "GWWAAAAHHHH!!" The monster roared pouncing on Zim who screamed. "Aaaaaahhhhhh!" "Yay, group hug!" yelled Gir who ran over to them. The screen suddenly went blank leaving the room in silence.
"Ugghh, every time he contacts us it's the same thing. Some stupid plan of his that screws up and leaves his base in ruin." Red said angrily. "I'm beginning to think we should just tell him his mission's fake and that he's the laughing stock of the entire Irken race." Purple said chewing a mouthful of food. "No, that wouldn't work he wouldn't believe us. Zim always takes any negative thing that happens to him and turns it into a positive, it's so annoying!" Red answered. "Besides, it's not like he'll actually conquer that planet." He continued. "True, but what if he does?" Purple asked. The two Irken leaders looked at each other, than burst out laughing.
So it continued, Zim repeatedly contacting the Tallest with repeated failures. Zim was driving the Tallest nuts with his calls. It had gotten to the point where he was contacting them twice a week. After many months of this the Tallest finally snapped. "My Tallest incoming call from Earth." Said one of the crewmen. "NOOOO!! Not again, tell him we're busy or something I can't bear to go through another one of his calls!" Purple screamed. "No, this has gone on long enough. Purple you were right before we're going to tell him the truth and we're going to banish him. He'll be stuck on that stupid planet for the rest of his life." Red said forcefully.
Just then Zim's face popped on to the giant screen. "Greeting's my Tallest, I have," Zim began but Red cut him off. "Save it Zim we have something to tell you." He said. Zim just sat there looking confused. "Look you're not really an invader we only gave you a mission so you would leave us alone." Red explained. "We weren't even sure there was a planet out where we sent you." Purple added. Zim sat in shock, his mouth wide open. "You aren't on some secret mission; your SIR unit isn't even real he's an old discarded bot with junk for brains. Didn't you ever wonder why he acts so stupid?" Red said. "We thought that having you on some distant far off planet wouldn't be that bad, at least we didn't have to deal with you directly." Purple said. "But now we see that we were wrong. Your constant calls have gotten on our last nerve." Red added.
"B-bu-but I don't understand." Zim stuttered. "You're the laughing stock of the entire Irken race Zim, everyone hates you, face it you're a failure." Red said. "So from now on you are banished to that worthless space rock forever. If you so much as set foot on an Irken controlled planet you will be executed." Red said. "Good bye Zim, forever!" Purple shouted, then he and red started laughing hysterically. Then the screen went blank.
Zim's house/base:
Zim sat in his chair his mouth still open from the shock of what he had just been told. Zim shut his mouth and went upstairs, a look of confusion and bewilderment on his face. He reached the kitchen and sat down at the table, his head in his hands. He looked up and saw Gir rolling around on the floor for no reason. It all made sense now, why Gir was so dumb, why he wasn't invited to be a part of Impending Doom 2. It was all adding up.
Zim sat quietly than he realized he was getting angry. The look of confusion and shock on his face was being replaced by one of anger and betrayal. His eyes narrowed, his teeth grinded together, his claw like hands clenched into fists. Suddenly he banged his fists on the table making a loud noise. "Those big fat jerks!" Zim screamed. "How dare they give me a fake mission! Me Zim!" He screamed again. By this time Gir had stopped rolling on the floor and was looking at him. "Master, are you ok?" He asked innocently. "No I'm not ok I just found out everything I thought I knew was a lie. Coming to this wretched dirtball of a planet, living among these filthy humans and learning their customs, dealing with the Dib stink every day all for nothing!" he screamed back.
Zim breathed heavily, his face red with anger. All of the admiration and respect he had for the Tallest had disappeared and was replaced hate and fury. Zim's breathing slowed and his voice dropped. "They will pay, they will all pay. They will rue the day that they ever mocked Zim. I will have my revenge, one way or another." He said hatefully. The Tallest's words were still racing through his head making him crave vengeance more and more. Suddenly an idea hatched in his brain, one so evil and diabolical it made him shiver. "Yes, yes, I know how I will exact my revenge." He said evilly. He started giggling, then those giggles turned to laughs, then he started his evil laugh. "MWAAAHHH HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!" He laughed his voice echoing across the neighborhood.
"Computer, prepare the voot cruiser." Zim commanded. "Um ok." The computer responded. "Oooh are we going on a trip?" Gir, who had been watching cartoons, asked. "Yes, Gir we are." Zim replied. "Yay, where are we goin?" Gir asked bouncing up and down. "We're going… to kill the Tallest.".
Ok that was my first chapter, and I don't know what the rest of you think but I would say Zim would definitely do something like this if he found out his mission was fake. Anyway please R&R thnx.