Orichimaru was taking his morning walk that he took every morning. He thought to himself," did I leave the toilet on?" Then he saw Kabuto also taking his morning walk.
"Hey Richi", Kabuto said, "I have bad news." "Well, what is it!" yelled Orichimaru.
"I'll only tell you if you promise not to kill me" said Kabuto. "I promise nothing." said Orichimaru. "I ate the last rice crispy treat." Said Kabuto sadly. He was crying harder than he ever had before, because he knew Orichimaru was going to kill him. He then realized that he should have bought more before he told Orichimaru. "WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
Orichimaru yelled furiously. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" With that Orichimaru took out his sword and impaled Kabuto through his heart, and flushed the body down his toilet that he worshiped.
THE END?