Season 1 episode 1- Pilot
"Just another day at Mckynleigh," Schue thought as he walked by Kurt, Puck, and Finn.
"Buenas noches, Mr. Schue," Puck spoke.
Will chuckled at the incorrect spanish and greeted Kurt. "Making new friends Kurt?"
Kurt simply marveled at the idioticness of some people. Mr. Schue then reminded Finn of his Spanish paper and walked into the school.
"Alright, it's wedgie time!" Puck declared. Kurt winced in fear.
"Wait!" Finn shouted. "Didn't we do that yesterday? Shouldn't we switch it up?" Finn suggested.
"Hmmm yeah... I guess," Puck responded. "Dump him!" He exclaimed. Puck then grabbed Kurt and dumped him into the garbage.
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During the day, Will had discovered that Sandy Ryerson, the glee club teacher, had been fired. This inspired to pursuit the feeling he himself once felt. The feeling of pure joy.
He held auditions and was pleased with the results; however, he quickly realized that he needed more male voices and a stronger male lead for miss Rachel Berry. In order to do this, he met with Coach Ken Tenaka.
"Look Ken, all I'm asking for is a chance." Will explained.
"Fine, you can to my guys as long as you promise to do something for me," Ken responded.
"Anything, Ken."
"Put a good word with Emma," Ken pleaded.
"Yeah, sure," Will stated.
*Later in the locker room*
"Listen up! Mr. Schue wants to speak with you and if you do anything in disrespect, you deal with me. Got it?" Ken announced.
"Glee club needs guys." Mr. Schue said.
The reaction from the crowd was quiet until puck said, "Hey, I can sing. Want to hear?"
Mr. Schue nodded his head and puck cleared his throat and farted loudly and obnoxiously.
The room lit up with laughter. Coach Tanaka's face just lit up.
"Puck, in my office now." Tenaka said furiously.
"I'll leave a sign up sheet," Mr. Schue said before he left.
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Across the hall, Puck was walking into coach Tenaka's office.
"What the hell was that in there?" Ken screamed.
"Oh come on, I was just having a little fun," Puck said playfully.
"Well, now its my turn to have some fun," Ken said getting out a paddle from his drawer.
"Oh not this again! Come on coach! I'm not a freshman anymore. I don't think I need one of those," Puck screeched.
"You know the drill. Drop em," Ken commanded.
Puck knew there was no point in arguing.
He swiftly tossed his shorts to his ankles revealing his white jockstrap.
"Nice choice. Perfect for this occasion really," Ken smirked.
Puck was now positioned over the mans desk. Ken then struck him once and then twice and then-
"Hahaha!" puck roared.
"This doesn't even hurt anymore!" Puck said happily.
Ken felt humiliated.
"Fine, if that doesn't cause you pain, then how about a taste of your own medicine," Ken said dropping the paddle and latching his hands on the big white jock waistband.
Ken pulled up hard causing the straps to concave upward straight into Puck's tan ass.
"Ahhh ah eh ah no!" Puck yelled.
Ken yanked again causing the right strap to rip off completely.
"Okay, stop! Please!" Puck begged.
"Are you going to listen to me from now on?" Ken asked.
"Yes!" Puck answered quickly.
"You sure?" Ken asked.
"I swear!" Puck yelled.
Ken gave one final yank causing the entire jockstrap to rip off.
Puck felt relief as he found he could finally breathe.
Puck picked up his shorts and then left the office promising himself he would get revenge.
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That day after school, Will Schuester went to go check the sign up sheet in the locker room.
He soon discovered that it had been defaced. Just when he it was over, he heard something coming from the showers. It was someone singing... quite well even.
Will turned the corner and saw Finn Hudson. He was the quarterback and was one of the most popular guys in school.
He had a remarkable voice. Will let his mind wander and began to imagine what it would be like with Finn among them.
"How can I get him to join?" Will thought.
While daydreaming and thinking, Will didn't even realize that Finn gotten out of the shower and was about to get dressed. Will was about to leave when something caught his eye. Finn was wearing "tighty whities?" Will thought.
Mr. Schue was confused. He had seen on severely occasions Finn give wedgies and pants the boys who wore briefs. He had also seen the waistband of Finn's boxers pop out.
Schue was even more surprised by what happened next. Finn grabbed a pair of blue boxers from his gym bag and slipped them on over his briefs. Suddenly, Schue's shoes squeaked and he quickly left unseen.
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*The Next Day*
"Hey Will. How did the sign up sheet go?" Ken spoke.
"Not so great," Schue said disappointed.
"Ah darn. I guess Puckerman's actions had something to do with it," Ken said.
"Nah, don't blame Puck. What kind of punishment did you give him anyway? Laps?" Will asked.
"No. That kind of stuff doesn't work on him. I gave him a taste of his own medicine... Wedgie style." Ken explained.
"What?! You gave him a wedgie?!" Will whispered intensely.
"Haha, yeah. You should have seen it. I ripped his jockstrap to shreds," Ken laughed.
"Ken, you can't do that. It could land you into some serious trouble," Will worried.
"How? Puck won't say anything. You want to know why? It's because he's too much of a bad ass to admit that such a thing happened," Ken explained.
"So, in a way, it's blackmail," Schue questioned.
"Yeah, I guess. That's how you have the most control over someone Schue. You get dirt on them." Ken stated.
This gave Will Schuester an idea.
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*In Mr. Schue's Office*
"I swear Mr. Schue! I don't know who the chronic lady is. I'll pee in a cup. I'll pee!" Finn shouted.
"Finn, I've already told you that you could join glee club and forget this ever happened," Will countered.
"I don't know mr. Schue. Glee club is for a bunch of losers. I guess I'll just go to court," Finn said getting up.
"What? This can't be happening," Will thought to himself. This was suppose to be the blackmail.
Suddenly, Will blurted, "Fine Finn, you can do that but don't be surprised when you hear a rumor going around that the quarterback likes to wear tighty whities underneath his boxer shorts."
Finn's face went white. Will could tell by his facial expression that he was completely confused and puzzled.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Finn stammered trying to exit the room.
Will stopped him.
"Finn, don't make me do something because you will regret it," Will retorted.
"You can't do anything," Finn snapped.
Will moved quickly grabbing Finn pushing him face first onto the desk. Finn grunts and tries to get away but with no avail. Will then lifted the back of Finn's shirt high onto his back exposing an inch or two of his black striped boxers. Will then digged his fingers under the black waistband and hooked them under the tight fabric underneath.
With a swift yank, Finn groaned in pain as he saw the white Hanes waistband rise up his back.
"Oh God, Mr. Schue. Please stop!" Finn begged.
Will only pulled harder. Finn yelped in pain as he felt the pain burn deeper in his ass and the leg-holes of his white briefs exposed.
"What's it going to be Finn? Glee club or am I going to have to make this wedgie atomic?" Will asked.
"Whatever. I'm going to report you to principal Figgins!" Finn tested.
"Ha, good luck. The only proof you have are my fingerprints on your tighty whities, which, last time I checked, you didn't want anyone to find out about them," Will answered.
Finn grew angry as he knew he had no choice. Schue gave another yank and Finn found that his undies were stretched up to his neck.
"Fine! Ahhh eh! I'll do glee. Now let go!" Finn ordered.
Will let go instantly hearing the slap of Finn's briefs against skin.
Finn then went to fix his bunched up briefs but Mr. Schue told him to stop and leave.
Finn listened and left feeling his undies hike up with step he took.
-GLEE-
"This week has been complete hell," Finn thought to himself on his way to the locker room.
"First, I get accused of smoking pot and then Mr. Schue forces me into the glee club by using my underwear against me... Literally!" Finn continued.
Out of the corner of his eye, Finn saw Puck and some of the guys.
"Hey, what's going on?" Finn greeted.
"Dude, we got that wheel chair kid in the porta potty. Cmon, we saved you first roll," Puck laughed.
"That's wrong and cruel," Finn stated as he set Artie free.
"Thank you so much!" Artie gasped.
"What the hell bro? Are you quitting to join homo explosion?" Puck asked.
"No... I'm doing both. Because you can't win without me and neither can they," Finn answered.
Finn then began to roll Artie away, but Puck spoke up.
"Wait a second boys. We still have some bullying to get out of out system," Puck interrupted.
Finn and Artie looked at each other nervously.
"How about we let these guys hang around for awhile?" Azimio suggested.
"I like the sound of that," Puck said inching forward.
Artie was easy to hang seeing as how he couldn't move. Puck grasped onto the boys white waistband and hooked them onto where the American Flag flew.
Finn was a little different. It took a few guys to hold him down, but then, puck was finally able to get a good grip on the white jockstrap.
They strung the boys up together by their tight underwear.
"Don't worry guys. The janitor should y'all in an hour or two," Puck snarled.
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