A/N: I have no idea why I'm doing this, but I found it in my notebook from years ago, so I guess I decided to put it up for all of you lazy internet addicts. (sorry if I offended some of u)

Enjoy, or not. I could care less.

I do not own Naruto. I'm just not gifted like that.

These will be random one-shots, as the titles says, so if any of you lovely naruto fans want sakura paired with up someone, then either pm me or put it in the review box.

I'm rambling aren't I? I'm sorry. (NOT.)

R&R. (or not) Requests are open.

Title: Caregiver

Summary: One thing leads to another. . .

Word Count: 262

Genre: Romance (if you squint), Humor

Caregiver

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"Yes you are!"

"Am not."

"You are!"

"Am not."

"Caregiver! Caregiver! Caregiver!" Sakura said mockingly, dancing around him.

"Sakura. . ."

"Why won't you just admit it! You're a kind, caring guy! You are a caregiver!"

"If I hear that word one more time. . ." Sasuke muttered, his eye twitching irritatingly.

Sakura's been calling him a "caregiver" all morning, and he was about to explode. Why did she insist on calling him a freaking caregiver? All he did was pay for an ice cream a little girl wanted. So did that make him a caregiver? He didn't want to seem like one of those people that pushed other people around because of their own insecurities, so he just bought the stupid runt the stupid ice cream and walked off. So why should it all matter? He knew she would've done the same thing so basically the word "caregiver" didn't even fit this situation.

"I got a question Sakura."

"Caregiver! Car- huh?"

"How would you have known that I bought a little girl ice cream? Hm? Were you perhaps. . stalking me?"

". . ."

"What's the matter Sakura? Cat got your tongue?"

". . ."

"Stalker."

"Am not!"

"Are to."

"Am NOT!"

"Are to."

"SASUKE!"

"Sakura." He replied back, smirking.

Ugh! I am not a stalker!"

". . ."

"Thank you. I'm glad you finally see that- "

"That you're a stalker? You're welcome." Smirk.

"Ugh! I hate you!"

"Love you too."

I love Sasusaku. They're such a cute couple. Request for more pairings.

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