This was for Jiraiya's birthday which was the 11th, but I've been swamped with work and haven't been able to do this until now! Well folks I know other have done Karaoke pieces before but think of mine as more of a game!!! I won't tell you who's singing or if they're singing about themselves or someone else or even to someone else. Just tell me your guesses and I'll let you know if your right!!! Have fun…enjoy and please review.

For legalities…I don't own Naruto, if I did Jiraiya would be in every scene w/out his shirt on ; ) Whatever songs I will be using in the next few chapters will also not be my property. To bad…it'd be nice to be rich!

(Okay I had to change a couple things to suit some of our singers song chioces...so with that in mind the Rookie 9 are 17 now)

Konoha…Karaoke Style

A crazed yellow blur could barely be seen bounding up and down the streets of Konoha that afternoon. Everyone who saw it thought it was some blur from the bright sun or some kind of wound up animal. Naruto had a purpose today it was the old pervert's birthday and he wanted to do something for teaching him for these years. So with a little help from favorite partner, Sakura, he planned an awesome party to which he was hand delivering ever invitation. He'd already gotten teams Gai, Kurenei, and Asuma out of the way now he was heading to the gate to give Kotetsu and Izumo theirs. Fortunately for him Kakashi-Sensei and Genma were chatting with them at that very moment. "Oi, Kaka-sensei!" Naruto called happily. He gave his customary wave, eye crinkle and quick "Yo". The guards quickly noticed the large messenger bag Naruto had slung over his shoulder. "What's in the bag?" Kotetsu inquired curiously. Blue eyes seemed to spark with realization, and he quickly grinned and handed them each an invitation. They all looked tentatively at the envelopes and hesitantly opened them. Knowing the blonde and the way he was grinning the envelope was liable to explode. Kakashi was the first to respond "So it's the old lechers birthday, I guess I'm going to have to attend and give my regards to the greatest literary figure of all time." Everyone turned to look at him and all shook their heads knowing that he was actually being serious when he said that. With that Naruto was on his way to face his most difficult opponent on his list.

"There is no way in hell I am going to celebrate the day that pervert entered the world" she screamed as red manicured hands pounded on her desk. "But Baa-Chan you're his best friend, you have to be there!" Naruto said as he pulled out the puppy dog eyes. Two can play at this game, he thought, she never resist if Ijust sniffle a little and say "He's been sooo good to me I just wanna do a little something to repay him, please!!!" he added a quivering lower lip just in case, he was prepared to cry if need be. The Godaime was looking anywhere but at him because one look at those baby blues and she was going to crack faster than her desk when Jiraiya looks down her shirt. Crap..(she looked! Hahaha) "Fine, but you owe me big time gaki! Like your grandchildren will be looking for ways to make this up to me." As soon as the words left Tsunade's mouth the kid flew out the window like a flash, now he just needed to somehow convince the birthday boy to "join him" for a quite birthday dinner (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

After about 5 minutes of wondering around the woman's bath area he heard a familiar giggle from a bush up ahead. "Ero-Sennin, what the hell are you doing!" he practically yelled knowing full well this would spook the old guy. "Runt, shut up your gonna scare all the lovely ladies away!" hissed the white haired Sannin. He finally looked up at his pupil and instantly knew he was up to something by how hard he was pretending he wasn't. "What do you want kid, I'm a busy man, these books don't just write themselves you know" Naruto put his hands behind his neck and tried his best not to look guilty. "Who me? I'm not up to anything. I was just looking for you because it's you birthday so I wanted to see if you'd let me buy you dinner?" Now Jiraiya knew there was something wrong not only did the boy remember his birthday but he wanted to buy him dinner? Shaking his head in disbelief he just arched an eyebrow at the boy. "What makes you think I wanna spend my birthday with you instead of some gorgeous lady?" The boy appeared to ponder this only to reply "Because I'm buying and you can have all the sake you can suck down" At this Jiraiya had to stop and consider the offer. All the sake he could drink? The man was built like a tank with a hollow leg. "Your on kid, but I'm not eating anymore ramen!" Naruto chuckled and said "How about the 'Shurikan' at 8, Ino told me the foods good, and even though it's a bar they'll still let me in." Jiraiya just shook his head in agreement and went on with his peeping. Boy is he gonna be surprised! Naruto thought excitedly as he walked away to meet Sakura to set up the club.

"Well did you do everything on the list I gave you Naruto?" the pink blossom asked from her seat at the bar. "No sweat, Sakura-Chan. I even got Baa-Chan to agree" he chirped happily feeling quite proud of his accomplishments. "Wow…Shishou? What'd you offer her your first born child?" Naruto nodded sadly and replied "My grandkids too" Sakura couldn't help laughing at his expression. "Well everything's all decorated, I went over the menu for the food with the chef, and even got the owner to let us karaoke for free" Naruto couldn't help feeling like he picked the right person to help him, Sakura was amazing. He looked around the private VIP room they booked and it looked amazing she decorated using the colors and pictures of the covers from the birthday boy's own books. "At least Kaka-Sensei won't be bored with this décor" Sakura chimed in feeling a bit proud of herself considering this was Naruto's sensei not hers, but Naruto was just sooo pitiful when he came to her a couple weeks ago for help she couldn't help herself. "I guess everything's all set, all we have to do is just go home and get ready" Naruto said as he pulled Sakura into one of his famous bear hugs.

Why the hell am I spending my night with this damn kid Jiraiya thought to himself as he looked in the mirror making sure he looked damn good. Oh well, maybe I can shake the kid after some drinks and find some REAL company. He laughed heartily as he made sure his outfit of dark dirty jeans and a black button down shirt looked good. He rolled up his cuffs to his elbows showing off his muscular forearms. His jeans were tight in all the right but not soo tight he looked ridiculous. He gave himself the thumbs up and went to meet his vassal at the bar.

Naruto was nervously waiting outside the bar in his orange polo and khakis for his sensei to arrive. Fortunately, Jiraiya was running late and everyone was already in the back room munching on finger food and ordering drinks. For Kami's sake Kakashi showed up on time!!! Goes to show you just how important Icha Icha is to him, he almost wept when he saw the decorations. Speaking of the devil, Jiraiya sauntered up to him and said "Not bad looking kid, I might not be ashamed to be seen in public with you tonight, maybe both of us will get lucky" With that he gave the blonde a wink and walkied into the club. Naruto comeback to reality and chased him in so as not to lose him in the crowd. "Oi, Ero-Sennin, I got us a table in the VIP lounge!" Jiraiya was completely unprepared for that. The kid really went to a lot of trouble for him. He actually felt guilty for thinking about ditching him. "Alright, Naruto, lead the way" A blur of orange tore through the bar to the back so that he could warn everyone they were coming. Jiraiya came flying behind him panting and swearing "What the Hell is wrong with you?" Naruto just pushed him through the door at which point everyone screamed "SURPRISE". The look on the Toad Sage's face was worth every Ryo in Fire country. He honestly couldn't believe that this many people not only knew it was his birthday but cared enough to show up. He quickly scanned the room to see who was there. When he was done his heart dropped a little So she's not here…

Before his sadness could take over him people were patting his shoulder and someone handed him a large drink of some kind which he quickly killed. Might as well be drunk and depressed he mussed. They gathered around the tables and everyone was happily eating and drinking the night away. After about 2 hours everyone (even the underage Rookie 9, f.y.i. drunk teachers don't make good chaperone's) was on their way to drunk town population everyone in the room. The door to the private room opened again and Jiraiya thought it was the waitress with the special bottle of Sake he requested from their private stock, but when he turned around his mouth dropped. Enter the Hokage, AKA the love of his life, pretty pathetic that he's had the same crush since he was a little boy. From the way he was looking at her more than a couple people knew what he was going to wish for when he blew out his candles tonight. Knowing full well how delectable she looked in her black halter and black pants she sauntered over to his side and sat in the space Naruto had vacated with his visit to the little shinobi's room. Leaning into him so that her breasts were brushing his arm (guess they weren't the only one's who were drunk apparently!!!) she whispered in his ear "Happy Birthday Mr. Sannin" in the most sultry voice she could muster. Jiraiya shuddered involuntarily as he tried his damndest not to fall apart at the sexy greeting. She's gotta be drunker than I am right now he thought 'cause she never touches me voluntarily. Hmmm…maybe this is my birthday present. If it is I'll take it! I don't need anything else but that sexy woman whispering in my ear all night and don't get me started on what part of her anatomy is brushing my arm. He had to check to make sure his nose hadn't started bleeding from the contact with the hot blonde beside him.

At this point Sakura and Naruto stood and announced it was cake time and then it would be karaoke time. The care was brought out and it was an exact replica of his newest book "Icha, Icha Beginnings" Kakashi almost leapt head first into the cake when he saw it fortunately Asuma held the drunk Copy Nin at bay. They sang and much to everyone's amusement they saw the author's eyes linger on the Hokage's form next to him as he blew out all 56 candles with one breath. Knowing Tsunade though they all figured it would be a cold day in hell before whatever he exactly wished for came true. So they all polished off the cake and took a couple shots in the birthday boy's honor which only exasperated how drunk everyone one already was. "Okay everyone" Sakura announced "Time for karaoke. Who's going first?"