I have written a Child's Play for a while and it was mostly slash. But this one will have no slash whatsoever but if I'm feeling nice, I'll write a chap that's not 'canon' in my story only for you guys. This will be mostly a love-hate friendship, frenemies really.

Dammit Barclay

"I hate you."

A young man rolled his eyes at the angry ginger doll as he flipped through pages from a spellbook.

"I know already Chucky, this is the 100th time you've told me today." Chucky continued glare hatefully at the other.

"Fuck you Barclay! This is all your fault we're in this shit to begin with! If you'd just let me kill you this wouldn't have happened!" Andy Barclay slammed the book closed and looked back at the doll with disgust in his eyes.

"I was out of options alright! What would you do if an obsessive homicidal possessed doll started to stalk and kill you? And it always comes back! Ever thought, I don't know leaving me alone?" Chucky had that blank look on his face, like the one people have when they're mind isn't on the conversation. "Chucky!"

"Sorry what? I couldn't understand any of your bitchy whining!" The two hated enemies could only argue, cuss, and give each other dirty looks, but not, absolutely NOT KILL each other. Chucky gripped his ginger locks and yelled out why in over exaggeration.!

"Because will both end up dead if we kill the other shit face!" 'Shit face? Why does that sound so familiar?' Thought Chucky and then remembered!

"I already you little shit and why bring my kid into this!?" Andy looked at him with coonfusion as the word 'kid' finally sank in his mind.

"Oh God! Please don't tell me-"

"You're not wrong." The little freckled slasher smirked with glee.

"I think I'm going to be sick…"

"Please, at least I get laid! But we're off topic, what's the book say about reversing the spell?" Andy looked nervous about answering.

"Well, um-"

"There's no way to reverse it is there."

"Until it wears off!" Andy responded quickly. Chucky folded his arms and pouted.

"How long will that take?!"

"It doesn't say much, maybe like years I guess."

"YEARS!" The doll exploded! "I waited for this moment for years already!"

"Are you coming onto me?" Chucky stood speechless and that stupid question was about to break his sanity in...

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"RAAAAHHHH!" Chucky ran around the house ripping pieces of his hair and banging his head on the walls. As he running for the door, Andy yelled out.

"Wait there's one more thing left!"

"What!?"

"We can't be separated for long periods of time, also if you kill yourself and get resurrected I come back too…"

"That talks explains resurrection but not something to reverse it!?" Andy nodded sheepishly and Chucky would feel his blood boiling. It's fucking bad enough that he can't kill Andy, but he has to be near him all the time without physical harm? Wait, what about mentally? 'He's already driven me insane, I should return the favor!' Chucky grinned ruefully.

'There's always another way to destroy a life.'

What's Chucky going to do in the next chapter? How will both Chucky and Andy handle their situation without killing each other? Please tune in for the next chapter!