A/N: Because I hate Rin soo much and I hate the Sesshomaru/Rin pairing I decided it was high-time to write a bashing fic of them! :D Please, please, pleaseee no flames! This is just meant to be for fun. Note how its listed in the "humor" section. So yeah... Enjoy!
WARNING: LOADS OF RIN BASHING AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Disclaimer: Inuyasha ain't mine, its Rumiko Takahashi's.
She sickens me, that wretched smell of flowers, that "oh-so innocent act" and her incessant, annoying chattering.
Jaken thinks he's got it bad? Little does he know that I've pawned her off on him in order to avoid her idiocy.
Why does she even follow me anyways? Isn't what she's doing known as "stalking" or some such to the humans? Apparently its when you can't take a hint and follow who someone who doesn't want to be followed!
And she's a slut too! I mean, what unmarried girl travels among the company of three males? What is she expecting? Stupid, slutty girl.
She thinks she holds my heart? Please, in her dreams! No one will ever replace my beloved Lord Father. He's the only one I'll ever let myself feel for, even that wind witch Kagura is better then the flower slut! Yes, I've taken it upon myself to secretly call her that in my mind. Besides, what's with her obsession with flowers anyways? Does she think that'll win me over or something? Hmph, yeah right. I prefer strong women, not weak, little girly-girls. No girl should be as weak as she, even if they're that young!
She thinks I love her, she thinks I'll do anything to protect her. Little does she know that all my acts of kindness towards her is little more than a show. I've been protecting her just to harness the power of Tenseiga, so I put up with her disgusting, girly ways.
But now that Tenseiga has reached its full potential, I can finally do it! Finally I won't have to put up with the brat any longer...
I grin silently, anticipating the sweet, sweet day when I'll be able to rid the world of her presence. Yes, once her guard is down I'll bare my fangs and will slash her to bits.
And it will feel so good!
Just you wait, little Rin, just you wait!
A/N: Well, what did ya think? :) Tell me in your reviews whether you liked it or not because if enough people like this I just may make more and make it into a sort of "Rin-bashing drabble collection."
