Substitute Tissues
By redglasses
Godric's Hollow 1980
"Hey, Lily, did you know that by law every child must take harmonica lessons at primary school?"
"Um, no."
"And did you also know that you are more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark?"
"Nope."
"Oh and here's another one: did you know that reindeer like to eat bananas?"
"Actually, I think I have actually read that somewhere before…"
"Really?"
"Yes but I can't remember where… Oh, hang on a moment…"
"Ye-es?"
"James, where did you find those random Odd Spots?"
"Well, we ran out of tissues and I was searching through the bathroom and I found these random things that I could use as substitute tissues and they happened to have these awesome little facts on the back!"
"…"
"Lily?"
"And did you use the 'tissues'?"
"I had to stop Harry's runny nose somehow."
…
"Lil, what's so funny?"
…
"Lily? Stop laughing! You're about to hyperventilate!"
"I can not believe that you used my sanitary pads to wipe up the runny nose of our two month old baby!"
"What are you talking about? Huh? Oh, oh."
…………………….
Hehe – just a really silly drabble to let you know that I'm alive.
Just completed a two hour maths exam and needed something to cheer me up.
BTW: if you've never read the backs of Libra pads you're seriously missing out! lol ;)
Exams finish tomorrow so I'll get back to writing chapters for my other fics then.
If you're an LJ fanatic (like me), have a look at my other fics (definitely not as random as this one…)
Oneshots:
Operation: Ensure L Evans on date with J Potter
Honeydukes Chocolate: The Lily Evans Life Saver
Longer fics:
Key to Apparition is CONCENTRATION
Musings, notes and broken resolutions of Lily Evans & Co
Please review!
(Or just say hi!)