A very violent duel story
Anthy: This is the true story of how violent a harmless duel can get.
Anshi: Yea.
Bastet: Let's go.
Anthy: I'll note that I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kokoru: Meow! *hiss*
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A Very Violent Duel Story
Life's gonna suck
When you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck
When you grow up
It sucks pretty bad
Right now
"Come on. One harmless duel."
Yami was begging Anthy to duel. He hadn't dueled in a week and was bored. The group watched, seeing how Anthy would take this annoying begging. She turned and looked down at Yami Yugi and she grinned maniacally.
"You're going in over your head."
Yami's eyes lit up.
"It's time to duel."
Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Joey, Jess, Seto, and Kaylynn crowded around the table as the two faced each other and drew their five cards.
"I place one card face down and end my turn." Anthy's move was short, but to the point.
"I lay Winged Dragon face up on the field and use it to attack your face-down card."
"Wrong, I think that it will be destroyed by the effect of my White Unicorn."
"Shit."
Bakura was already nervous. But Ryou was the first to leave once Anthy got her Dark Magician of Midnight out on the field.
Yami used his mind control card.
"No! Damn you to hell! No!"
"Yep."
"Bastard!"
Yugi left next. This duel got really ugly, really fast. Anthy was not holding back on anything---even her language. Damn...I don't think even Pop could get that bad.
"No!! Hell no! You did not just draw that card!" (Yami)
"Hell yes! Gimme back my Dark Magician!"
Anthy reached across the table as Yami held her card out of her reach. Anthy crawled up onto the table and reached. She hadn't gotten why he did this until she looked down and followed Yami's eyes.
SMACK!
"Pervert!!"
"She's got you there."
"Shut up Seto."
"Yami! Shut up and duel damn it."
The duel was silent for a few seconds before the sparks flew again.
"Magician of Black Chaos on the field." Pop Flower said.
"No!! No no no no no! Damn you! Bastard!"
Anthy drew her card.
"Time to die!"
"Koryu: The armored hunter-killer dragon is on the field." Seto said.
"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit SHIT!"
"Yes?"
"Fuck! You are such a bitch Anthy."
"Thanks Yami."
"Damn! Shit! Fuck!"
Joey was the next to go. This was getting bad. Seto and Bakura left next.
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That was ANTHY. She snapped.
Pop Flower was the last out of the room. She shut the door quickly and smiled uneasily as muffled cursed and profanities sneak through the door. There was a small explosion, and a wisp of smoke slipped under the door. The group poked their head in to see Anthy and Yami were panting and still glaring at each other.
Then they both fainted.
"I declare this a draw."
This just proves to show that...
"Hey! Lemme!"
Okay Pop...
"This just proves how ugly a harmless duel between two friends can get."
Anthy: This is the true story of how violent a harmless duel can get.
Anshi: Yea.
Bastet: Let's go.
Anthy: I'll note that I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kokoru: Meow! *hiss*
###############^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A Very Violent Duel Story
Life's gonna suck
When you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck
When you grow up
It sucks pretty bad
Right now
"Come on. One harmless duel."
Yami was begging Anthy to duel. He hadn't dueled in a week and was bored. The group watched, seeing how Anthy would take this annoying begging. She turned and looked down at Yami Yugi and she grinned maniacally.
"You're going in over your head."
Yami's eyes lit up.
"It's time to duel."
Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Joey, Jess, Seto, and Kaylynn crowded around the table as the two faced each other and drew their five cards.
"I place one card face down and end my turn." Anthy's move was short, but to the point.
"I lay Winged Dragon face up on the field and use it to attack your face-down card."
"Wrong, I think that it will be destroyed by the effect of my White Unicorn."
"Shit."
Bakura was already nervous. But Ryou was the first to leave once Anthy got her Dark Magician of Midnight out on the field.
Yami used his mind control card.
"No! Damn you to hell! No!"
"Yep."
"Bastard!"
Yugi left next. This duel got really ugly, really fast. Anthy was not holding back on anything---even her language. Damn...I don't think even Pop could get that bad.
"No!! Hell no! You did not just draw that card!" (Yami)
"Hell yes! Gimme back my Dark Magician!"
Anthy reached across the table as Yami held her card out of her reach. Anthy crawled up onto the table and reached. She hadn't gotten why he did this until she looked down and followed Yami's eyes.
SMACK!
"Pervert!!"
"She's got you there."
"Shut up Seto."
"Yami! Shut up and duel damn it."
The duel was silent for a few seconds before the sparks flew again.
"Magician of Black Chaos on the field." Pop Flower said.
"No!! No no no no no! Damn you! Bastard!"
Anthy drew her card.
"Time to die!"
"Koryu: The armored hunter-killer dragon is on the field." Seto said.
"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit SHIT!"
"Yes?"
"Fuck! You are such a bitch Anthy."
"Thanks Yami."
"Damn! Shit! Fuck!"
Joey was the next to go. This was getting bad. Seto and Bakura left next.
"!%%%^&*##$^%&#%&%&*#&!%&$^%^&!&!&!%($^(%*^#(&!)(&%$(^!(&!&$(#$%&#)(^&)!(&#!)(&%)$(#&?(!#)($&#%&~!*&$#()%&()&(&!($)&%&^&#(!&%&(#$&!(#&$(%&)(!&(!&$(#&%(^)&!)%&^)(&^)(!&)!(&#*#&%$%&#*&(*&!)!&$)#&%(*%&%&^^)(*&!&&#(&%($&#&!&#$(())&_!*&%(&^_!_!_+!*&%)!*&()~&~)%*&0!($*($&%(&(&^)!_%&*$(&(&$(!&%(&!()&%($)^()&%(&!)&$#&%)#($&)#($^!!_!*#%_$(&%#)$(^#)(&!_*&$_(*&%)#$(&#)(^!_#_#!&%_($&%#)(&$)#$(&!_!*#_*#%_(&$_(*%_!*$_*&%_$(&%_(%#!%&#$^$&%*$%&^*%^!#$%%^&&&^%$$^%^&&**&*%$%^%&%&$%&%&$^&(^(!#~#$%#$%%^&*^**(^^%$$^$#$$%%##$%^%^%%$#$^&**&^#*%&#!)%*(&$#(&#()*&%%&!!"
That was ANTHY. She snapped.
Pop Flower was the last out of the room. She shut the door quickly and smiled uneasily as muffled cursed and profanities sneak through the door. There was a small explosion, and a wisp of smoke slipped under the door. The group poked their head in to see Anthy and Yami were panting and still glaring at each other.
Then they both fainted.
"I declare this a draw."
This just proves to show that...
"Hey! Lemme!"
Okay Pop...
"This just proves how ugly a harmless duel between two friends can get."